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speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.
"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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doubleflushing

Going into a toilet minutes after someone has taken a shit and flushing again to get rid of the smell.
What kind of rancid shit did you eat? I was doubleflushing that thing for an hour.
by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004
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sinister

Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.
You sinister child!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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sucked off

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
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bhp

Acronym: Brake Horse Power. The measurement of the power of a vehicles' engine, derived from the ancient sport of power-pulling, which was origianally done in the form of a rope betwixt two horses.
The mini cooper with 66 bhp out-cornered that ghey 600bhp corvette.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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O/H

Overheads, fixed costs. The costs a business will incur regardless of output.
o/h £350,000 pa (per annum)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.
Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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