KuRT's definitions

Elias

Name given to a man who has exceptional abilities in seemingly an endless number of topics. For some reason however; God decided to make all Elias' considerably unskilled in basketball. For they have no ability to play the game and seem to have no concept of how to stop anyone else from scoring.

I saw that man named Elias lift a car with one arm, but he never could stop Kurt from scoring when playing one on one in basketball. Simply amazing!

by kurt April 22, 2005

Dead Body

A steaming corpse just waiting to rot

"Oh, your just going to THROW me away!"
-Dead body of guy in dumpster

by Kurt April 30, 2004

girl

A female child or a young woman.

An extremely impressive creature that has an ability to empathize and love from a very young age. Something that many men takes years to learn and fully grasp, or never learn at all.

Unfortunate victims of sexist "macho" males and foul pedophiles, who are just insecure coward-fucking arseholes with no souls who got beaten up/abused by their equally pathetic and cowardly dads when they were little.

Girls need lots of love.

That little girl is truly an angel.

Sexist people, get out of my way. Short-sighted, narrow-minded, condescending, chauvinistic hypocrites. You're all just a bunch of big babies. Let's not regress ourselves to the stone age.

by Kurt February 13, 2005

Patakos

Cleavage exceeding maximum capacity for clothing. Aka: Large boobies

"Hey Joshua, check out that fine momma with large patakos."

by Kurt January 16, 2006

quege

the coolest person on this earth

hey lets go see quege cause he is uber

by Kurt May 2, 2003

rail chaser

Someone who constantly chases rails (rails = your definition of "rails")

i can't stand my friends they are such rail chasers

by Kurt May 5, 2005

safe

3 meanings:
1. a cool person
2. to signify agreement
3. to signify something is good

1. Tom lent me an album, he's safe.
2."who wants nachos?" "yeah safe"
3. "what do you think of this excellent song?" "it's safe"

by Kurt December 2, 2003