KuRT's definitions

Nine Iron

Racial slur for a Jap.
Their eyes are slanted like a 9 iron

That nine iron got his irons modelled after his eyes.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

rail chaser

Someone who constantly chases rails (rails = your definition of "rails")

i can't stand my friends they are such rail chasers

by Kurt May 5, 2005

safe

3 meanings:
1. a cool person
2. to signify agreement
3. to signify something is good

1. Tom lent me an album, he's safe.
2."who wants nachos?" "yeah safe"
3. "what do you think of this excellent song?" "it's safe"

by Kurt December 2, 2003

Kano

Person who cruelly rejects or breaks up with another person.

Named after the character Kano in the video game Mortal Kombat, whose finishing move is to rip out his oppenent's heart.

Why did she have to be such a Kano

by Kurt February 10, 2005

Luke

A person who takes care of female escorts also referred to as a “304”

Some also refer to him as a “Pimp” and some one who collects “Revenue”

Luke’s new 304 does what he says so

by Kurt December 11, 2019

Oyster

The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth

Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

fluffy puff marshmallows

The brand of marshmallows that is sponsered by Homestarrunner. Their mascot is Marshy.. thats capital M and then arshy.. The Fluffy Puff Marmallows' jingle is "they're fluffidy, they're puffidy, 12345!"

Before i eat a tall glass of Marmelade, i often drink lots and lots of marshmallows, i mean Fluffy Puff.

by Kurt July 19, 2003