KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.

Badgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Flagship

(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.

Taking out the flagship decreases morale greatly.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

DeLorean

A car capable of taking itelf back to the future.

Wheeee! DeLorean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

in the line of fire

(adj.) To be in an undesirable position whereby oen will take heat from superiors or the masses.

I'm in the line of fire, but if I do go down, guess who's coming with me...

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004

slip through the net

(v.) To avoid capture and punishment.


See also off the grid

Paedophiles and rapists slip through the net and become teachers.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

foreign

a) object or animal that does not belong in the current environment in which it is existing.

b) More likely, something or someone from another country.

Bloody Foreigners!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004