give x a new meaning

To give an activity a new meaning is to do something that resembles it vaguely, that is disrespectful, and quite likely painful to the party to which it is addressed.

You better do the cooking or I'll give cock stew a new meaning.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

knock over

(v.) to unstealthily rob.

I know a house you could knock over with some really good stuff in it.

by kung-fu jesus November 07, 2004

mushroom

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.

Badgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004

capital account

(n.) Rarely accessed account that records only permanent changes in capital, such as drawings or withdrawl of capital.

The interest on my capital a/c is given to the current account.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004

King's shilling

The British army wage, formerly, a shilling a day.

Earn the King's Shilling, lad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Rollin' in a hearse

(n.) (v.) One who wanted to play the game of gangsters rollin' in pimpmobiles, and ended up as dead guy rollin'in a hearse.

That kid is now rollin' in a hearse because he thought he was the shit, but was just another punk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004