KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

internet protocol

Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.


The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.

127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.


12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

put to the sword

(v.) kill or killed. Can be used for present, past or future.

He will be put to the sword this day

Yes, ...he's being put to the sword

I will put him to the sword.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

thespark

thespark.com


great website with cool tests and a burnmaker.

I scored 86% in the untelligence test, and got a "You're definately a man" in the gender test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'!

Mr T-talk for "Stop talking nonsense, I cannot understand your words."

Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'! Ah gon throw yoo foo!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004

DB9

(n.) Aston Martin the owns all cars up to three times its' price.

Fuck your ferrari, porsche or anything else. Aston owns all.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

bear market

The opposite of a bull market. A bear market is where people expect thier investments to decrease in value, and hence shares go for less than the value at which they were bought.

In 18th and 19th century britain, there were several bear markets lasting as long as 20 years each.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

hydrogenated fart

A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!

I drop these H-Bombs at your sister's pool party ha ha ha.

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You dolt!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004