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1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.
2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit
1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute
*continues for a few minutes*
2:Freak, I'm leaving now
1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit
1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute
*continues for a few minutes*
2:Freak, I'm leaving now
1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the don't go, stay and eat my ass mug.A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.
"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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Get the free willy mug.anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the in-through-the-out-hole mug.Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004
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a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.
b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.
b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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