birds and the bees

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
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a fuck idea

(n.) any idea, a clue as to the meaning of.
"I don't have a fuck idea what you just said."
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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spiral staircase

(n.) a staircase that spirals round, with turning steps.


Idiom to describe a situation where the next step is not always clear, and a large amount of training in doing this is required.
This project has become something of a spiral staircase.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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tu meré

Limey: You stink!

Frog: TU MERE! ros bif
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
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Spit or swallow?

Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".
The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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coup d'etat

a) when militia storm the government HQ and cease control of a country.

b) When a government is discredited by its' actions enough for them to be forced by thier people to hand over power, since no-one is listening to them
b) The house-arrest of Mikhail Gorbachev was ended by Boris Yeltsins' coup d'etat in which he campaigned against the USSR government of which he was a member with the people on his side and the military disobeying thier oders to prevent the people, thus securing the military on his side.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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