girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress
small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress
small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
(n.) a staircase that spirals round, with turning steps.
Idiom to describe a situation where the next step is not always clear, and a large amount of training in doing this is required.
Idiom to describe a situation where the next step is not always clear, and a large amount of training in doing this is required.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
a) when militia storm the government HQ and cease control of a country.
b) When a government is discredited by its' actions enough for them to be forced by thier people to hand over power, since no-one is listening to them
b) When a government is discredited by its' actions enough for them to be forced by thier people to hand over power, since no-one is listening to them
b) The house-arrest of Mikhail Gorbachev was ended by Boris Yeltsins' coup d'etat in which he campaigned against the USSR government of which he was a member with the people on his side and the military disobeying thier oders to prevent the people, thus securing the military on his side.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004