KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

Jagwaar

The american pronounciation of Jaguar

I driyvh a jagwaar!


I shot that jagwaar that mauled the kid!


Yoo jagwaar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

man of blood

A violent man, who prefers action to talking.

Should some 13 year old liberal find the definition for man of blood, they will put "Bush" as an example.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

birds and the bees

Explaining to children about sex.

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.

Badgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

hate with a passion

To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.

Hitler hated the jews with a passion.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.

calcutta yummy cow moo cow moo

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004