KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

uma

(n.) The Indian Goddess of beauty who (according to a quiz machine next to the entrance of the local) the actress Uma Thurman is named after.

Worship Uma and be pretty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

the local

A shortened version fo "The local pub", which itself a contraction for the local public house. This does not always imply the nearest pub, just the nearest pub to which the author/speaker makes regular visits.

Go down the local, have a few pints, play some pool, watch the footie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Europower

(n.) One of the main economies of Europe. This does not include duchies, principalities or struggling nations. Europowers were the heads of now collapsed colonial empires that still occupy the overwhelming majority of places on the league of most powerful economies.

France, UK, Germany, Spain, Portugal, The Netherlands, Italy, Austria etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

NeverNever Land

(n.) Home of peter pan, also known as Holland.

Urbandictionaryer Dude, you meant the Netherlands, right?


KFJ: huh? Yea...right.


>_>

<_<

>.<

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

ride da punani

(v.) Vaginal intercourse. See Ali G

Me gonna ride da punani.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

there's no i in team

A phrase used to remind a glory boy that trying to selfishly do something for personal gain while ignoring the other team members is counter-productive.

There's no I in team, but there's an m and an e!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004