KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

Golden Age

The reign of Queen Elizabeth I of England & Wales, the last monarch before the kingdom united with Scotland, and a very prosperous one indeed.

The current queen was supposed to lead a second golden age, but that title faded away with the loss of the empire.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Put through thier paces

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.

Time to put our players through thier paces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

So bad it's good

(adj.) To be so dire it is actually amusing

Takeshi's castle

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

So bad it's good, but gone back to bad again

(adj.) To be so bad it seemed good for a few minutes, but is repetitive.

The spice girls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

spice girl

(n.) A object of desire, until the turn of this century.

"I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate"


--Quote, can you guess who by?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Faith no more

One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?

You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

One dimensional character

(n.) A boring person

(n.) An actor that is so bad you can tell that the studio bosses were shaking thier heads during filming. Keeps looking at the camera. One who gets stage fright and stutters a lot.

Elitist and butt licka are one dimensional characters, they deserve eachother

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004