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while the invisible enemy is raging outside families and friendly entities are recollecting themselves, digitally sharing stories, memories around an abstract christmas tree (distance tree)
John, we usually don't find the time to do this. Tell me about your last 20 years. Tell me about your family, everyone, their names and how you connect. Tell me about your friends and what you like to do.
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Get the theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/romelu-lukaku-ive-got-some-things-to-say mug.when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
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to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday
by Krkič July 12, 2019
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