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"through my very own effort of crossing the river, i got in touch with a stranger and in the end even recorded a quick song. the rest of my day was very light hearted. which means what i did was right."
by Krkič May 16, 2020
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I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.
I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.
"Hi, i want the job. Please take me. I can do anything and will be good, too."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."
by Krkič May 5, 2020
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Get the Seriously mug.Do you think it is naive to speak my open heart, sweet knight? Because it might be betrayed by some dull, carefree creature of the night? Because it can be lulled into believing some word of art?
Tell me, sweet Gent, if it cannot be so that to be naive would not exclude to sense a lie? Because the heart is open and its rays do touch a work of love and knows. It just does know. Or will know in time.
Tell me, sweet Gent, if it cannot be so that to be naive would not exclude to sense a lie? Because the heart is open and its rays do touch a work of love and knows. It just does know. Or will know in time.
by Krkič April 22, 2019
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we would not give each other names
you would not call me names (what were they again?)
and thus, accidentally, the definition of cyberbullying is put on the table.
we would not give each other names
you would not call me names (what were they again?)
and thus, accidentally, the definition of cyberbullying is put on the table.
by Krkič December 7, 2019
Get the in the kitchen mug.after 20 years of dating Ruth was finally ready to open up to Seth and tell him who she was.
Seth is reported to not have been amused. Reliable sources quoted him stating that "damn this bitch be bitchy but the bed is good".
Seth is reported to not have been amused. Reliable sources quoted him stating that "damn this bitch be bitchy but the bed is good".
by Krkič April 26, 2019
Get the 🧿 mug.advanced age just contributes to vulnerability, insecurity even though maturity can also embrace these so-called flaws and make them look well worn if handled with humorous honesty, irony.
desperate behaviour is hardly conceived as sexy, right?
is it still your desire to be adored, craved by as many as possible?
you could take pride in fitting only into a limited desire-sphere with interesting, unique people potentially on your hook (thats not supposed to sound sneaky/calculating)
desperate behaviour is hardly conceived as sexy, right?
is it still your desire to be adored, craved by as many as possible?
you could take pride in fitting only into a limited desire-sphere with interesting, unique people potentially on your hook (thats not supposed to sound sneaky/calculating)
intimate talks with my gay friend Rupert who i lovingly call Upe. He is 48 years old and, well, doesnt feel like it at all! I can totally relate. Its one of those things in life right, those truths that can hurt. I feel like fucking 28 sometimes (approaching the big five o). Being with our age peers can be so disappointing because Most of them will have adapted to an "image of what an age-appropriate lifestyle" is supposed to look like. All the best, dearest Upe. Love ya, you fucking cunt! 🖤
by Krkič May 18, 2019
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