Ok

by Krkič April 04, 2019
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enjoyings

today my partner told me in a real honest and credible way that he has been craving physical intimacy with me.
i found it so heart-felt and touching - and arousing to be frank. so i ubered right to his house tonight and well, i am now writing this from his bathroom. He is next door, hand cuffed and blindfolded and going crazy coz he know his bitch arrived.
Babe, where your mouth at, just tell me where your mouth at
- Youll find out soon, honey bear. Try to keep still and do some enjoyings.
(dies of a fear induced heart attack)
by Krkič February 08, 2020
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🌧️

by Krkič June 14, 2019
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Oh Universe!

Oh God! for some

Oh Universe! for others
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh Universe! Oh God!
by Krkič January 20, 2022
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Herman

Herman is best known for his generosity. He is so generous he will find himself a myopic, near deaf and obese middle aged woman (preferedly single mothers) and crown her his queen. Which makes him Her Man.
crowd (whispering):

Hey is that Suzie's generous cowboy?
- Yes, thats Herman.
by Krkič January 13, 2020
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47 Cents

Tschubbtschubb
Hey
How are you
I have already saved 3 Dollars and 47 Cents
Definitely wont be long now!!
by Krkič April 06, 2019
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all the fucking time

thinking of you.
you know that don't you.
and you know that i wish you near all the fucking time.
all the fucking time
..all the fucking time...
by Krkič December 08, 2019
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