Krkič's definitions

There

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Please tell me why you did not come when i was there

by Krkič July 11, 2019

the world is a crazy place

can't wait for your first thrust after i lubed it thoroughly in my mouth. in the face of global panic and doom-mongering.

the world is a crazy place. lets go home and fuck.

by Krkič March 2, 2020

italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush

"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"

by Krkič November 25, 2019

brain peep

a peep into a mother's brain

bake the cake. can't somebody keep away the kids, entertain them. bake the bloody cake. god i hope this will turn out nice. write a card maybe? is that too cheesy. maybe rhyme. haha duh. air force 1 was it? what, adidas was it? air force 100? nike. ask the assistant. bake the bloody cake. dinner. lamb? kid-friendly? wrap the presents. check the cake. so, lamb was it. side dish. potatoes. brussel sprouts. kid-friendly my ass. we need a sauce. wrap it up. maybe write a definition. call it brain peep. brain fuck. peep. fuck. fuck the brain. its fucked.

by Krkič December 30, 2019

big fish

when you havent seen him in three hours and want to catch up
asking for the whole picture

Whats the big fish, Rob? talking mode on?
wanna tell me whats going on in that cute box of yours?

by Krkič May 1, 2019

crowbar hotel dialogues

Hi, i just googled slang words for prison. You're welcome.
Hoosegow, mainline joint, skinner joint, stoney lonesome, con college, glasshouse, bucket, club fed, greybar hotel, big house, slammer, calaboose, castle, cooler, country club, crowbar hotel, digger, farm, guardhouse, hole, joint, jug, juvie, pen, pokey, rock, sneezer, stockade, the clink.

We used to communicate via smoke signals when he was in Block © and i resided in Block ¥. These were our crowbar hotel dialogues.
Now that we are both free, we speak and kiss.

by Krkič May 15, 2020

Chorizo Burger

when your boyfriends asleep you chop it off, fry it in olive oil, add spices and paprika and tomatoes and make a burger
one of the most worthy foods out there due to its uniqueness

I was bleeding so i poured some over my once in a lifetime chorizo burger. Ketchup substitute. Delicious.

by Krkič July 12, 2019