ghost-shave

youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!

"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"

by Krkič January 04, 2020

melon-g-johns

a long john with room on the sides for titties

she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.

by Krkič August 12, 2019

swicky

you are so sweaty you can't take off your clothes because your skin is sticky

"man, is this a hot flush or is it summer coz i sure am swicky."

by Krkič July 01, 2019

Mousse tendre

you like him a lot and you don't want to lose him

"Look, i thought it suitable to have this bottle of fine Chateau de Magnac with you tonight. But thinking about it, I'd rather try the Mousse tendre."

by Krkič May 09, 2019

Jenna

is a woman i really like. i can't stop thinking about her. she switches me on and i glow from inside. Jenna is 48 years old and looks like 44, i swear. She always sends me the sweetest messages about how she hates herself or how she is a god. Jenna is social butterfly, druggy and entertainer. She knows what people want and she gives it to them. When i told her i fancied her she puked on her dress. She said it was out of romantic terror, sheer fear of commitment but i think it was because of the pork donut with sauerkraut. Jenna has exotic taste, you see. Thats what keeps my hope alive that she will finally see that i am the only one for her.

Hi, my name is Alon. The one who followed you home when you took two guys to your apartment. The one who waited for you in the rain while you painted the town red. The one who booked a flight to see your face but you were high on horse. I am Alon, remember me, Jenna? Do i scare you?

by Krkič August 26, 2019

both no good

boaf kno good

Dair both no good.

by Krkič October 21, 2020

The Beatless

John, Paul, Ringo and George

Listening to The Beatless again now with my daughter, I am amazed by their perfect simplicity. Heart-warming, hopeful, conscious, comforting.
You should hear her trying Yello Supp Marie or Oyo needles Luvv. ♡

by Krkič December 07, 2019