Krkič's definitions
when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 8, 2020
Get the im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romancemug. when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
by Krkič May 3, 2019
Get the glassesmug. by Krkič May 17, 2020
Get the Brettmug. 
by Krkič March 24, 2020
Get the old messages found in the futuremug. This is a special phrase and you don't want to overuse it. Prone to inflation. Think wisely before you say it.
Uttering it implies that you know what love is, too.
"I love you" does not mean that you feel attracted to someone in whatever way, it doesnt mean you like someone, it doesnt mean someone is cool, friendly, your type
Uttering it implies that you know what love is, too.
"I love you" does not mean that you feel attracted to someone in whatever way, it doesnt mean you like someone, it doesnt mean someone is cool, friendly, your type
Love, to me, is the current that moves only in the deepest sea. It is untouchable, unchangeable, natural, holy.
Love, If likened to a current, is a power that cannot be stolen, borrowed, taught, earned.
It is there. and if you are with it, in it, maybe, just maybe, you will become it. and be able to share it. with someone. with your family, community, city.
To say I love you is to say I have become love and you are the receiver of its holiness. Accept it or not. Love don't care.
Love, If likened to a current, is a power that cannot be stolen, borrowed, taught, earned.
It is there. and if you are with it, in it, maybe, just maybe, you will become it. and be able to share it. with someone. with your family, community, city.
To say I love you is to say I have become love and you are the receiver of its holiness. Accept it or not. Love don't care.
by Krkič July 19, 2019
Get the I love youmug. i can hardly see you through both your and my moving hair. it's wild.
the last thing you said. like, i didnt even get it because that sequence got squeezed away from my ears (the downwind way). But i was too ashamed to ask you to repeat what you said.
it keeps pushing either one or the other away, sometimes both.
Few of the noises are really pure and fine. Some are unpleasant, even worryingly. alarmingly. Some make you feel good about yourself. Like feeling your body and mind and frankly, soul interact. It's the greatest.
When its windy i calculate the risk of being hit on the head by an object into my total.
great plus: you can smoke weed everywhere outside, the wind will dilute your cloud before coming into existence.
the last thing you said. like, i didnt even get it because that sequence got squeezed away from my ears (the downwind way). But i was too ashamed to ask you to repeat what you said.
it keeps pushing either one or the other away, sometimes both.
Few of the noises are really pure and fine. Some are unpleasant, even worryingly. alarmingly. Some make you feel good about yourself. Like feeling your body and mind and frankly, soul interact. It's the greatest.
When its windy i calculate the risk of being hit on the head by an object into my total.
great plus: you can smoke weed everywhere outside, the wind will dilute your cloud before coming into existence.
by Krkič February 6, 2022
Get the it's very windymug.