is a woman i really like. i can't stop thinking about her. she switches me on and i glow from inside. Jenna is 48 years old and looks like 44, i swear. She always sends me the sweetest messages about how she hates herself or how she is a god. Jenna is social butterfly, druggy and entertainer. She knows what people want and she gives it to them. When i told her i fancied her she puked on her dress. She said it was out of romantic terror, sheer fear of commitment but i think it was because of the pork donut with sauerkraut. Jenna has exotic taste, you see. Thats what keeps my hope alive that she will finally see that i am the only one for her.
Hi, my name is Alon. The one who followed you home when you took two guys to your apartment. The one who waited for you in the rain while you painted the town red. The one who booked a flight to see your face but you were high on horse. I am Alon, remember me, Jenna? Do i scare you?
by Krkič August 26, 2019
Had coffee Chez Max
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope
by Krkič June 11, 2019
I have this idea for an exhibition. I want to record heavy breathing and other noises coming from the mouth. Would you be ok with being recorded? anonymous stuff of course. Let me know.
by Krkič May 20, 2019
when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
by Krkič May 03, 2019
when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 08, 2020
This is a special phrase and you don't want to overuse it. Prone to inflation. Think wisely before you say it.
Uttering it implies that you know what love is, too.
"I love you" does not mean that you feel attracted to someone in whatever way, it doesnt mean you like someone, it doesnt mean someone is cool, friendly, your type
Uttering it implies that you know what love is, too.
"I love you" does not mean that you feel attracted to someone in whatever way, it doesnt mean you like someone, it doesnt mean someone is cool, friendly, your type
Love, to me, is the current that moves only in the deepest sea. It is untouchable, unchangeable, natural, holy.
Love, If likened to a current, is a power that cannot be stolen, borrowed, taught, earned.
It is there. and if you are with it, in it, maybe, just maybe, you will become it. and be able to share it. with someone. with your family, community, city.
To say I love you is to say I have become love and you are the receiver of its holiness. Accept it or not. Love don't care.
Love, If likened to a current, is a power that cannot be stolen, borrowed, taught, earned.
It is there. and if you are with it, in it, maybe, just maybe, you will become it. and be able to share it. with someone. with your family, community, city.
To say I love you is to say I have become love and you are the receiver of its holiness. Accept it or not. Love don't care.
by Krkič July 19, 2019