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Definitions by Krkič

hold hands.
i almost lose it when i am held by your friendly flesh but do you want to hoha?
hoha by Krkič November 4, 2020

to write a good song 

masturbation from a female perspective.
to whip cream
to ruffle the fur
to shoot men
to save babies by keeping them with the lord, our saviour
to scratch some vinyl
to make art great again
to baptise la vulve
Excuse me, dear, for being late. I was really stressed and had to write a good song before driving to the meeting. Much clearer now. And relaxed. Where were we?"
to write a good song by Krkič November 2, 2020

laundster 

a laundry gangster.
sneaks into teenagers' and infants' rooms on the prowl for dirty laundry. looking extremely psychopathic while doing the sniff test on certain clothes
"i can hear mami tiptoeing around the house looking for things to wash. the laundster sicko."
laundster by Krkič November 2, 2020
personally and privately
pp by Krkič November 1, 2020
irritable bowel syndrome (ibs) is highly embarrassing for those affected.
the slightest change of diet or sign of stress can cause immense shame, anxiety.
If you know someone who suffers from ibs reach out, show them you value their personality, tell them you will never judge them on their shit.
"honey, hows your ibs doing these days? you know i don't give a shit about your shit. lets have a funky shower and lie down now. what do you say?"
ibs by Krkič October 31, 2020
a bra for your ass.
cups start from -AA to +SS
common brands: "Derrière Embrassé", "Popo Tight" and "Wonderbrass"
several beauty standard campaigns have convinced women to "not let them cheeks hang loose" when looking for a potential mate as too less or too much of ass will lead the object of desire to think the woman's motherly qualities are flawed.
"i cannot possibly procreate with this..thing..its not sporting a brass."
brass by Krkič October 31, 2020
to hold you, my love,

like it was time's last minute,
or humankind's last fetus,
to hold you tight, and in this holding tight,
to hope you read all my heart's dictionaries
and hear in its arrythmic beat the pattern that signals what

a lover may be able to lay on the table,
no promise in the world

can fortify or prove
a knowledge that cannot be spelled.
You know? My love.
when you die
something in me will, too.
So don't die, idiot.
idiot by Krkič October 29, 2020