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youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!
"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"
by Krkič January 4, 2020
Get the ghost-shave mug.a very courteous middle aged man that will never understand what you're on about. However, his number one priority is to make you happy. That does make up for his stupidity.
John: "Are you cold? Come here, lets hug you for a bit."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."
by Krkič February 4, 2020
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But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?
by Krkič September 17, 2019
Get the Crispin mug.I do feel angry too
very angry
because i cannot change anything at this very moment
so i put up with it silently
very angry
because i cannot change anything at this very moment
so i put up with it silently
knowing that my only chance lies in surviving whats ahead
to then burst the bubble
thats been keeping me numb.
to then burst the bubble
thats been keeping me numb.
by Krkič March 27, 2020
Get the bubble mug.someone who cares about you, spends energy for you, lets room for you rentfree even though they are treated badly
by Krkič September 5, 2021
Get the jabster mug.my heart skips a beat when Alan picks me up with his honking rollator to go for an evening stroll along the canal.
honk honk. "babe, you ready? lovely evening for a cup of peppermint tea!"
-"Give me 30 minutes, my rollove. I'm upstairs and the stair lift is broken"
-"Give me 30 minutes, my rollove. I'm upstairs and the stair lift is broken"
by Krkič February 1, 2020
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