Definitions by Krkič

mysteries 

when a mature motherwoman is forced to start an affair to satisfy her physical needs. heavy shit.

life is strange.

*thinks*: i need to capture these mysteries artistically

mysteries by Krkič February 6, 2019

spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off

Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."

spider-hosing by Krkič February 6, 2019

fretzy shtah

used to address a friend or acquaintance,
can also come in handy in any arguement

Can we meet up, fretzy shtah?

I'd love to show you the construction plans over a cup of tea, fretzy shtah.

Leave the kid alone, fretzy shtah, he was only playing!

fretzy shtah by Krkič February 2, 2019

mega slap 

You know you deserve a mega slap when you receive one!

Man, that really hurt. How can you be so mean? I guess I will have to mega slap you now.

mega slap by Krkič January 29, 2019

Gustavio's balanced self 

Gustavio's balanced self is really helpful. I do appreciate that. I never tell him enough. I never do many things enough. But this is about Gustavio. His balanced self.

Thank you, Gustavio's balanced self, for being there. Better late than never. Better digital than nothing at all.

Gustavio's balanced self, I still have so much work to do. Scary when I think of it. Coffee?

Gustavio's balanced self by Krkič January 20, 2019

domestikitty 

Being a domestikitty is good and bad.

This is my domestikitty certificate. It says i won't bite or scratch.

Domestikitty: "we are prone to parallelisms. eew."

D'Shawne: "Don't be hating on D'Wren, D'Lafayette. She is a domestikitty."

domestikitty by Krkič January 18, 2019

Patrick Eewing 

allowing romantic potential to drain off so that an honest, less dramatic friendship can arise

Bro, really grateful for our mutual Patrick Eewing. This friendship gon be next level.

See Alberto over there? We managed to channel our inner Patrick Eewing. Things have turned out great since then.

Patrick Eewing by Krkič January 12, 2019