Krkič's definitions

NHS

your health insurance now covers the reunion of lovers because loving and feeling good and sex strengthens our immune system. Longterm investment in global health they call it, its really just your good old boogie woogie.

Zi: "the way you're holding me really strengthens my immune system. can i get some extra dopamin by sitting on your lap? I just wanna face you and hug you and kiss you some more. maybe make me come too as recommended by the NHS"
Zo: "make it hard so i can prepare for the virus, love. give it all."

by Krkič April 13, 2020

point 0.5

when you've been so out of touch with the world. as soon as you step outside and interact with people, you realise its what you had been missing. i mean, theres kids asking to hug you, how can you not

"do i say yes. do i take part. do i give. do i care. do i come back?"
"woman, you're at point zero, no, point 0.5"

by Krkič September 25, 2020

fridge

notes on the fridge

Love, double shift tonight. left you beer in the fridge. chicken broth ready. chop something into. leave me a goodnight ciggy. 🖤🦍

by Krkič July 8, 2019

Christmas

Hope you have a good day with good people or good things.
Hope you get a boner while thinking of me.

Merry Christmas, my dear.

by Krkič September 18, 2020

toilet

I love you but you have pee in your head

Can you tell your brain to use the toilet?

by Krkič October 10, 2019

honesty

no problem
I can deal with it
I just have to speed up if you don't mind
because i want clearance

in everything

Let me solve a potential misunderstanding
not pressuring anyone to do as i wish
but to grant me the honesty i deserve
the rest is my business
🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019

off the coast

to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.

"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."

by Krkič April 28, 2019