Krkič's definitions

Mrs Cruz

She is expected to run around bossy all day. If she isnt bossy whole teams fall apart. And although she resents it, she understands that she has to be that bossy bitch.
When she comes home, she don't mind taking off some of that bossiness. Peel it off like a dress and lose control for a bit. You know?

"shit, its Mrs Cruz. What she want this time?"
"run, mate, that Cruz bitch is eyeing us!"

by Krkič August 5, 2019

Acid Reflux

If you have it constantly you should see a doctor.
If not you can try leblebi (roasted chickpeas) and coke. Strange but it worked.

Acid Reflux
Instant relief: leblebi and Coca Cola

by Krkič August 22, 2019

applial

any type of administrative application which turns out a trial in which you are accused of obtaining benefits under false pretenses

fuck this applial system
wrong any way you look at it
oppressive humiliating dehumanizing

by Krkič February 11, 2021

for what you do

well wishing

like

be well

So i checked your profile and was really impressed by how thoroughly you have stepped up your game. You look nice, haven't changed a bit, rocking the hair and all. You have the perfect voice for what you do. Sorry, don't mean to be intimidating. Champion the artist yea?

by Krkič March 4, 2019

He say, She say

you thought you had been through with soaps because they are predictable and TV is out dated until you find yourself hooked on this one.

Loving the new "He say, She say" series.

I have a feeling it doesnt imitate life, you know, it stands on its own. Art is life.

by Krkič March 26, 2019

realtor

the only human you have ever met that you can see yourself doing anything with
holding hands, scratching each others eyes out (figuratively speaking), attending a funeral, having a baby, sueing the government, frenchkissing, hiking, grocery shopping, argueing, sexing, singing, hustling, cleaning, travelling, undressing, defending, offending, hugging, loving, marrying

"you, yes you, reading this right now, you are my realtor. lets go for the swim" 🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019

köfte

You could have a juicy dripping hot

prosciutto
But you prefer playing

"Alan! Lentil köfte and brussel sprouts are ready!"
- (no answer)

by Krkič May 1, 2020