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Definitions by Krkič

grapes and avocados 

when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other
(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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grapes and avocados by Krkič April 26, 2019
after 20 years of dating Ruth was finally ready to open up to Seth and tell him who she was.
Seth is reported to not have been amused. Reliable sources quoted him stating that "damn this bitch be bitchy but the bed is good".
"Seth, stop calling me that!"
🧿
🧿 by Krkič April 26, 2019

the prom 

please accept my history as i accept yours
no questions, no accusations here
just weird unfunny jokes and dance and smiles and the occasional roast

miss you, see you soon
🖤
"my parents allowed me to accompany you to the prom! do you still wanna go?"
the prom by Krkič April 25, 2019
a potential couple that won't ever take the easy way
their travelling style is like their relationship: no highways, no paved streets, its always out of the car and wade through mud and caves.
they go together so well but they are stuck in a fantasy novel.
Joli™
kissing slow. soft lips. tongues in tune.
Joli™ by Krkič April 25, 2019
your type of guy. with the hair and the voice and the thighs to carry your weight. with timidity and aggressive masculinity, softest ness and toxic mess. protective, anxious, lovable dragonfly. gorilla bud, dancehall dub. eyelock lover, steamy shower. wordsmith's badass anvil, autumn trip to Paris.

your type of guy. your type of fly. your typo of predictable, predicament coz walls are stemmed.

your type of guy. with the touch and the kiss and the breath to bring you to life.
Rob, in case this is misunderstood again, its meant to be a bunch of compliments.
Duh
🖤
a bunch by Krkič April 25, 2019

super clingy 

when your day has been just right and you start feeling chatty for your crush as the moon appears.
"hey, feel like a glass of wine on the balcony or a bavarian beer down at the river? I'm all goody moody and super clingy. like i could literally sit in your hair!"
super clingy by Krkič April 25, 2019
You could teach me some in biology, sports, economy and social studies
And i could teach you some in ____, _______, _____ and ___.
____ by Krkič April 25, 2019