Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Krkič

johnsexual

there. i said it. have it. eat it. kick it.
i am. through and through. all i need to survive is reciprocity. its nature's demand.

"he caught me being johnsexual so i punished him. ♡"

"hey. I got meself braces so that you wouldnt feel so bad about your teeth."

by Krkič July 28, 2023

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night showers

to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.

then you write a letter to your crush.

It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.

by Krkič June 5, 2019

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its the 194th consecutive night dr speichelstreicher sits in his basement brooding over the very same thing. chaotic scenery on a candle-lit bureau: feathers, stones, wood, inky tissues, glass, an abacus and a globe. whiskey. herbal snuff powder. lemonade.
dr speichelstreicher studies his thing from all angles known to him, changing perspective to his best knowledge, questioning his questions and questioning his answers. yet he fails to make conclusions satisfactory enough to publish his findings. his neighbours think him mad, his colleagues find him amusing, his son has moved to patagonia.

dr speichelstreicher: what is it made of. where does it originate from. why did it find me. what is the meaning. how do i establish contact. is it alive. can it be born again. will my discovery grant me scientific honors. will it destroy me and steal my soul. can i keep it in a cage. do i save it as a file. is it a bug. is it an angel. is it anything known to wo/man. how can i be sure that i see it. is it a hallucination. is it a drug. does it make me happy. give me purpose. does it corrode my innerness. is it attractive. is it fascinating. am i being fed a line. can i catch it. or will it vaporise when i touch it.
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by Krkič January 17, 2021

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titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday

"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."

by Krkič July 12, 2019

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romantictoc

it was august. we were spending the week in castelnuovo berardenga. the heat was making you sleepy and uneasy. but you couldnt fall asleep how hard you tried. i brought you tea. then we tried wine. one glass, third glass. left you sweaty. i gave you a massage on both sides, all the way down, repeat, turn around, my fingers numb, you closed your eyes, you said insomnia is bad, i wanna go home, im constipated too and in pain. I felt so sorry. I wanted to take away your unease, make you enjoy our stay, enjoy the beauty outside, us, together. I lay down next to you, holding you from behind so my hands could softly, slowly massage your belly with just a tiny bit of pressure. You allowed me to rub my face against your back, sporadically kissing your neck and whispering stories of all our previous trips ("do you remember that one time we were in biarritz and we...") Can't say when but you did fall asleep eventually and i decided that night i was always going to be your friend, your partner. I care so much about your well-being that i would even leave you if it meant you would be better. 🖤

This man has the keys to my romantictoc. Use with caution. I .. you.

by Krkič September 15, 2019

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presence

to meet him after a long time and the two of you proceed to communicate via ud. while in the same room.

"samira. an annoying girl who wonders if he's going to just acknowledge her presence"
"phillip. the greatest lad of all time, can get any girl so don't even think about listing demands to him"
"you're so cute and sexy. its true now because its written"
"you're so fine, be mine. If you don't, I'll be smitten."

by Krkič April 27, 2019

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