Definitions by Krkič

goal

when you explain football to him and he listens quietly, nodding, because hes that polite
🖤

"look, the striker is supposed to score goals, ok? If the keeper fails to catch the ball, its a goal for the others. defence is crucial, ok? you dont leave your door open to strangers, do you?"

goal by Krkič April 20, 2019

Erm 

your answer when your kids ask you why you're leaving again

"Erm, mommy, er, is coming back soon, beebee..i love you."

Erm by Krkič April 20, 2019

ghosting 

to desire somebody so much you don't name, call, write, tell, meet, hug, kiss, fuck them. ever.
the highest form of appreciation.
complete secret. true and sweet.

"Liam, i never see you with a partner. are you dating?"
"hey, Fifi, thanks for asking. I am currently ghosting. no, I am not explaining."

ghosting by Krkič April 20, 2019

shnabbin aroond 

scottish slang.
commonly used among the youth of the highlands
meaning: to wander aimlessly in the city and be pleased by just observing the scenery

"ey, Kenneth, what we dooin in June?"
"shnabbin aroond"

shnabbin aroond by Krkič April 20, 2019

friction 

i mean, i cannot explain to myself why i should be misunderstood. like all the time! what is it? its not that im speaking a foreign language, not that i have bad intentions. yet it sounds wrong in peoples ears. and they critisize me for things im not about. and why should i apologise for their misconception?

all i did was let them know my thought through, clean opinion on why i disagree! they responded that i was being disrespectful. why, because i don't agree and show up alternatives? because i fail to use their submissive, stuck up, "polite" tone? In fucking arts? polite? arts? why do i even have to tell them that friction will help us evolve, not being polite, saying what they want to hear, trying to be liked.

friction by Krkič April 19, 2019

caving 

to hope that your friend will be alright after another episode of "round round roundelay"

Is that why you're hibernating in your cave?
Because the young girl broke your trust You wanted a good time and got burned
Caving for you
🖤

caving by Krkič April 18, 2019

big

when the size of his head matches the size of your derrière
nature surely had a great match in mind

I love your big head. your forehead. don't worry about it.

big by Krkič April 18, 2019