Kristy's definitions

Douche Bag

silly name calling

my baby called me a "Douche Bag!"

by kristy May 20, 2003

Jock

to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).

"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"

"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."

by Kristy December 10, 2003

xty

a sexi hottie that is too good to be true

whoa check out xty!!!

by kristy December 3, 2006

nertz

a fast speed solitare game with unlimited number of players

like solitare with 4 cards flipped up to begin and a nertz pile of 13 cards all face up

by Kristy January 4, 2004

cake face

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off

1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"

by KRiSTY August 28, 2004

Blarg

Word used in anger or frustration. Commonly used when you just want to scream.

I failed that test BARLG!!!

by Kristy December 10, 2004

Pharoes Curse

Diarrhea one gets from drinking the water in Egypt.
Similar: montezuma's Revenge

Despite being warned about drinking the water in Egypt, Kristy was stubborn and as a result ended up in considerable pain suffering from the Pharoes Curse.

by Kristy April 14, 2004