Kristy's definitions

Jock

to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).

"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"

"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."

by Kristy December 10, 2003

mentallure

When a person with a psychological disorder lures little childern into a dark alley and eats there eyes leaving the childern with that ever lasting memeory

cop 1"god damm it its happened again!"
cop 2" who the fuck let the mentallure out of his cage this time?"

by Kristy November 17, 2003

dothing the hoe banger

taking a really ugly girls virginty

"man that girl is ugly"
"oh yeah! i dothing the hoe banger"

by kristy November 14, 2003

cocopop biscuits

have to be the nicest biscuits ever made by man. or woman. or girl. record number in a batch : 80something.
are absolutely fantastic dont no how i lived before the littl things came along. waffles are also nice. and so is tea.

involves cocopops, sugar, flour and other crap.

by kristy October 20, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

means "for sure my brother" or "for sure my friend"

When asked if the party was good...
"fo shizzle my nizzo!"

by Kristy September 16, 2003

Tonrikon

A name for someone stupid

That boy is tonrikon

by Kristy August 9, 2003

2nd base

"touching of other peoples private areas"

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.

by kristy June 30, 2003