Kristin and Kristen Company's definitions

myspace picture

A picture, that's not even worth $1 Low quailty piece of shit black and white, usually with some emo caption under the picture. Everyone usually comments on hawt these are but they all look the same

''lyk omg comment my new myspace picture even tho i have 11 more jsut liek them!!!!1!

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

laguna beach

A show for the shallow They all try and pretend they are straight edge by wearing big X's the next time they go out to some dumb bimbo's party but they are lying. We know they are sluts that LOVE to drink and have sex. This show is all about ''Blah blah blah'' ''Jason this'' ''Cameron did that'' ''Lexie's a whore'' Newsflash: Nobody gives a fuck.

Laguna Beach girl 1: Oh My Gawd, Talon left me for that whore Raquel. I'm so upset

Laguna Beach girl 2: Yeah what a tramp Hey, let's go trash her party tonight!

Me: *kills both of them*

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

T_T

The face you use while crying. Often used in AIM chats and emos

xoadyingwishxo: My bf broke up with me I'm so sad T_T

xslitmywristsx: T_T me too, let's cry together

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

carpet muncher

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women

Katie is a carpet muncher

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

january joiner

Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary

january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

hospital

Where sick people live and doctors work.

Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

puggle

A puggle is a cross breed between a pug and a beagle They are very cute sweet dogs

Susie's puggle is very kind

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006