german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

hook a right

to make a sharp right turn while while driving.

when giving directions:
"Hook a right onto Cleveland, then go 3 miles..."

by Kristin March 14, 2004

so fed

A word to describe something as too crunk to clean or just plain off tha chain.

Mane them new Jordans is so fed.

by Kristin April 25, 2005

Stamps

the marks on the body left when a girl presses her wet coochie onto it, usually after sex

"baby, want some stamps?"
"it's 2am. What do I need to mail right now?"
*presses coochie onto leg several times*
"BWAHAHAHHA!"
"YOU BITCH"

by Kristin December 28, 2005

ani

plural for anus, since anuses just sounds silly

Kristin has a thing for white-boy ani.

by Kristin April 07, 2005

asshole

a really big jerk

that guy is such an asshole.

by Kristin December 11, 2003

fluffer nutter

a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwhich! MMmmmmm MMMmmmmmm good.

I'll have a fluffer nutter for lunch.

by Kristin April 12, 2003