weapon of ass destruction

A fat ass chode

"They declared Chris's chode a weapon of ass destruction on May 14, 2001"

by Kristen December 03, 2003

alaska

Where a person chews up ice to make their mouth cold and performs oral sex for another person.

She gave him an Alaska with the ice from her Big Gulp.

by Kristen February 13, 2006

Relient K

best band who just so happens to sing the very best and most entertaining songs ever known to man.

Relient K rocks my socks.

by Kristen September 22, 2003

whopperjawed

not right, sideways, askew

There was a book in my backpack that was whopperjawed, therefore; it was diggin into my back.

by Kristen November 17, 2003

coocher

coocher in the morning
coocher in the evening
coocher at supper time!
When coochers on a beagel you can eat coocher anytime!

"coocher on a beagel!"

by Kristen February 11, 2004

Hollister Co.

I love Hollister Co! They have the cutest clothes ever! I like shirts that have the name of the store on it that you brought it from, because then every one will know where you got it, and they will be sooo jealous of you!

"Hey, she has on a Hollister t-shirt"
"She most be rich"

by Kristen March 07, 2005

The Force

the band hunter burgan was in before afi .

band hunter was in before afi...the force

by kristen February 14, 2004