Kristen's definitions

momma

The lady who gave you life.
In this context, it is usually used as an insult.

Billy: "I think you are very ugly."
Tommy: "Yo momma!"

by Kristen March 10, 2004

squirrelly

1. when a skate/snowboarder makes a sketchy landing
2. something not quite right
3. typical dinner conversation in a college cafeteria

1. ref: any near-fall in a comp.
2. ref: "Run Lola Run"
3. ref: any conversation involving penguins, squirrels, or any other less than average topic

by kristen January 25, 2004

MTV2

mtv2 is a demon channel. it turns bands into being really good into sellouts. even if its a "whole nother channel" it still goes on to mtv when the video gets popular enough. why must they do that to so many good bands ? examples...afi and brand new.....

hey didn't afi used to be the most awesome band in the world?

yeah but then their video got on mtv2 and loads of dumbasses have acces to them and are gonna start liking them after all these years.

by kristen October 17, 2003

The Meaning Of Life

1 . he meaning of life scientifically is to reproduce and then die.

2. to find ways to make money and then die.

3. if you're an all around happy person, then to find remedies for sadness and try to forget about problems (cough cough assholes cough) and those people are the dumbasses who want to grow old and die peacefully.

4. getting lost in all types of problems, depressing yourself or not being able to get out of it, then leading to a slow ending or killing yourself.

5. Nothing.

6. Two people fucking, being born, dying.

by kristen June 28, 2003

schfieldsy

The biggest Greek on earth.

Fuckin schfieldsy....hes such a greek

by Kristen December 1, 2004

blowing up

1) When you recieve various phone calls in a short period of time.
2) All of the innocent Iraqi citizens after George W. Bush claimed he found mass weapons of destruction

1) "Damn girl, you're blowing up!"
2) "That woman over there just blew up! Damn, the whole damn country is blowing up."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

Renthead

Someone who really likes the musical wordRent/word. Usually found "rushing" (waiting outside for hours) to get $20 front row tickets. Many have seen the show hundreds, even thousands, of times.

"Those Rentheads in the front row can get pretty annoying with all their whooping and hollering between songs."

"I'm a total Renthead! I know every word to RENT!"

by Kristen October 20, 2003