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Definitions by Krissy

Tim Armstrong

Born on November 25, 1966 in Albany, California. Tim Armstrong is the lead singer/guitarist of both Rancid and Transplants. Used to be the guitarist for the ska/punk band Operation Ivy. After OPIV's downfall in 1989, Tim turned to drugs and alcoholism. His best friend and bassist of Rancid, Matt Freeman helped Tim dig himself out of the hole he was in and helped him form Rancid in 1991. He married Brody Dalle in 1997 and helped her form The Distillers. They divorced in 2003 after she was seen making out with Josh Homme, lead singer of QOTSA. Tim now lives in L.A., owns Hellcat Records and his own recording studio called Bloodclot Studios.
Tim Is My Hero And A Punk Rock God!
Tim Armstrong by Krissy August 12, 2004

Paris Hilton 

A rarified beauty that everyone slags off. Has a wonderful speaking voice too.
I love Paris Hilton and her sweet little dog.
Paris Hilton by Krissy April 18, 2004
"God, that girl may be a brunette, but she acts SO blonde"

"She's such a coconut!"
coconut by Krissy March 25, 2004

Hilary Duff 

name for a girl who can not sing or act with any ounce of talent. she needs to be shot.
"Gawd, you sound as horrible as Hilary Duff!"
Hilary Duff by Krissy March 25, 2004

flaccid penis 

FLACCID PENIS a limp or loose penis, the word was discorvered while reading pages 9-10 of The Eyes of A Dragon by Stephen King. ANTONYMS: boner, hard.
He was unable to be hard; his penis was constantly faccid.
flaccid penis by Krissy March 13, 2004
How much sugar you got in your tank?
sugar by Krissy January 6, 2004

maximillian john 

a hott sexy piece of ass who has a nice dick
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes
Maximillian John and meghann are so cute together.
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!
maximillian john by krissy September 29, 2003