Grandfather clause

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.
Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
by Kris May 22, 2011
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notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.
"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."
by Kris April 23, 2003
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Commie

Communist. All americans seem to hate them.
"Fucking commies!! kill the commies!"
by kris April 09, 2003
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Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.
why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep
by Kris September 01, 2003
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Couplandesque

Couplandesque (adj.) To be philosophical about pop culture; to view aspects of mass media and cultural consumption as trancendental; to find meaning in that which is normally viewed as shallow or mundane. Derived from the works of Douglas Coupland, wherein pop culture is analyzed and celebrated on a personal level.
Coca-Cola, Legos and McDonald's all in one film? How Couplandesque!
by Kris September 28, 2004
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gurn

the act of manipulating one's facial muscles in an unusual manner, usually associated with late nights and loud music. sometimes used in attempt to attract a mate. rarely successful.
i was gurning like a trout last night!
by Kris April 18, 2003
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floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.
According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol
by Kris August 11, 2004
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