Kris's definitions

awk

abbreviation for awkward.

awk, used in some contexts as a verb, to describe someone's actions in an awkward situation.

"he would rather stay at the party and awk around. he doesn't even know anyone."

by kris March 29, 2005

Metalux

Quite possibly the hottest girl on the internet today.

www.mpistudios.com/metalux.php

by kris October 23, 2004

jeevio

One who's characteristics are similiar as those of B. Scorzetti.

Bill is such a jeevio. He swears he's a red rate.

by Kris May 14, 2004

killer K

A killer K can also be one of the most queer men found. (remember he is found in the very gay state of massachuetts) He is so gay that even richard simmons loses in a Gay-off.

The people of Norwell must stay away from Killer K or buy Butt plugs becuase you will feel the wraith of him on your anus.

by Kris March 21, 2005

filip

a small boy with unruly hair and a love of trance

"cha, he's such a filip"

by Kris February 19, 2005

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

by kris December 6, 2004

seeds

Common slang for sunflower seeds.

Pass the seeds, bitches.

by Kris December 3, 2004