The place where big dick human are born, people also drink alot and talk alot of bullshit, god place to go if you like drinking and have sex. People often fight about who is gonna drive when drinking
Straumsnes
by Kripos June 6, 2021
Get the straumsnesmug. Averøy is the place where they throw fish at each other and drink brandy before it is finished burning ,. the bus drivers do not go to work until they have drunk 6 beers. the highway is made for drunk driving and they like eggs and sausage
by Kripos June 27, 2021
Get the averøymug. 4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.
by Kripos October 19, 2021
Get the 4 servicemug. Tingvoll is a place where everyone have had sex with the doctor and are on wellfare, and they also eat ass. After a good fighting party all the people with brain cells went to live in straumsnes and live happily after.
by Kripos June 12, 2021
Get the tingvollmug. The slowest airport in norway, the plains are rude enough to land at lunch time for workers at airport and the workers have to serve people who is waiting for luggage. And after this extremely hectic day the workers get wellfare and go home and knocks their wife unconscious and drink beers
by Kripos June 12, 2021
Get the kvernberget flyplassmug. a place where they hand out sausage and bread to Polish employees who go without panties, they watch a lot of porn on the tv screen while the sausages are cooking, also they need 3 minutes of education to get permission and open the gate. once a Polish worker died of overeating sausage. it is his own fault when he walked around and shouted korwa korwa which means sausage in Swedish. when a Swedish guard was sitting there stuffing too much sausage into him
by Kripos July 4, 2021
Get the rosenberg maingatemug. Hey satan, im from brønnøysund and im happy to meet you, i masturbated to mutch on eartht and i want to burn in hell for ever
by Kripos June 12, 2021
Get the brønnøysundmug.