10 definitions by Kool Mint Flava

card tard

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010

airplane bottle

those little bottles of liquir usually containing 50 ml. They are very convienent because you can hide a few in your pocket and get drunk while you are walking around

We took 20 airplane bottles into Rockwood park Saturday afternoon and got trashed

by Kool Mint Flava July 27, 2008

Bushed

To be so stoned that you are passing out on the couch.

CroMag hit the bong so hard that everyone else in the room assessed him as bushed.

by Kool Mint Flava October 8, 2004

douce douce

Getting 2 24 oz pounders of beer or malt liquir

Craig threw up all over the club floor after dooing the douce douce of Schlitz OML, of course the bouncers beat his ass
I'm going to walk to wawa to get a steal reserve 211 pounder. I'm not going with the douce douce because I can't afford it

by Kool Mint Flava April 26, 2010

Ass kisser

a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks

My co-worker Josh is such an ass kisser

by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004

calcoholic

Someone who is addicted to playing graphing calculator games.

Ryan is such a calcoholic I see him playing Pimp Quest on his TI-83 every day in the commons before class, during class, and even hanging out outside after school.

by Kool Mint Flava January 25, 2010

roach

The shitty end of anything, but usually refers to the end of a joint or blunt.

1. I dont think there is any more hits on that blunt roach
2. That bowl of oat meal is getting kind of roachy, I think you should chuck the rest of it

by Kool Mint Flava September 30, 2004