Noobler

When someone is giving you oral sex, they tear the head of your dick off and spit it into the air.
Blow me baby, but please don't nooble me.
by Kool aid August 28, 2004
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cum

Cum, a slang word for sperm, is the clear liquid that men squirt after they reach the peak of pleasure. It contains babies. It can destroy lives if not carefully used.
Oh my dear sweet god, I came in her before I pulled out. (shoot in face)
by Kool aid April 05, 2005
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mtv

MTV, also known as Music Television, is nothing more than an organization which supports popular culture. Also a liberal machine, MTV supports anything that "goes against the man". Many young people live their lives by the gospel of MTV.
MTV is a fucking regime.
by Kool aid April 11, 2005
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Cum Bonanza

When many men gather round a slut (see: cum junky) and proceed to jack thei meaty hogs until they splooge their mighty man cream into their every orifice.
Suzy was excited about the forthcoming cum bonanza, cum goggles ready and all
by Kool aid April 04, 2005
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bofem

Two things put into one catagory.
My shoulder and foot hurt...

Bofem hurt.
by Kool Aid April 22, 2003
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Santa

see Satan

a big,fat red fuck who teaches greediness,wanton-ness,and lust and stands in the way of the truth blotting it out by obscuring it with his enormously fat ass and head

teaches blatant consumerism
Santa is a big,fat,fuck
by kool aid December 08, 2003
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chocolate cheesecake

The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!
Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.
by Kool aid April 04, 2005
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