Konrad's definitions
The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole
by Konrad April 10, 2005
Get the coconutmug. by konrad December 11, 2003
Get the jabamug. by Konrad July 27, 2004
Get the enjoymug. 1. A mythotical serpent that could bring death with a breath or a glance. Its hissing could drive all other serpents away.
2. Any of the various tropical lizards characterized with a crest on the head, back, tail, and the ability to run on the hind legs.
3. A form of the serpentine, a gunpowder siege engine/canon.
4. Any ATV, Jet ski, or single person vehicle converted to war use and usually equipped with guns.
2. Any of the various tropical lizards characterized with a crest on the head, back, tail, and the ability to run on the hind legs.
3. A form of the serpentine, a gunpowder siege engine/canon.
4. Any ATV, Jet ski, or single person vehicle converted to war use and usually equipped with guns.
The basilisk supposovly killed our explorers with a glance.
The basilisk type lizards can run short distances on their hind legs.
The basilisk inflicted heavy damage on the city's walls.
The war basilisks were piloted by skilled soldiers and quickly overcame all of the outer defences.
The basilisk type lizards can run short distances on their hind legs.
The basilisk inflicted heavy damage on the city's walls.
The war basilisks were piloted by skilled soldiers and quickly overcame all of the outer defences.
by konrad August 21, 2003
Get the basiliskmug. When a girl is chubby but is not fat u say that she has baby phat. Used for girls that have smooth skin, are not skinny, and you think that they are cute.
by Konrad April 9, 2005
Get the baby phatmug. A derivation of "Larkin," a 21st century gamer whose name was later dubbed to anyone who had remarkable talent or skill at computer games. Ex: Counter-Strike, Warcraft III. The added ending, "x0r" is simply an abbreviation derived from an ancient "Leet" or "1337" language used by "haxorz" added on to a word to heighten it's coolness. As an internet gaming term, this word has been thoroughly woven into common speech.
Singular:
1. OMG d00d y0u r0x0r3d that guy you are a larkinx0r!
2. Get off that computer or else you will turn into a larkinx0r!
Plural:
1. I just g0t 0wn3d by 4 pi13 0f larkinx0rz!
1. OMG d00d y0u r0x0r3d that guy you are a larkinx0r!
2. Get off that computer or else you will turn into a larkinx0r!
Plural:
1. I just g0t 0wn3d by 4 pi13 0f larkinx0rz!
by Konrad September 21, 2003
Get the larkinx0rmug. (n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.
Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?"
Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"
*Child has heart attack*
Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"
*Child has heart attack*
by Konrad July 27, 2004
Get the reign of terrormug.