Kompress0r's definitions

Vibe check

When someone wearing plate body armor gets slammed by a big, slow round that doesn't penetrate but will still let you know it was there.

.450 Bushmaster comin' to vibe check your plates. You gon' shit a kidney, boi.

by Kompress0r September 8, 2020

glowjogger

A social media friendly version of <a class="autolink" href="/define.php?term=glownigger" onclick="ga(&apos;send&apos;, &apos;event&apos;, &apos;Autolink&apos;, &apos;Click&apos;, &quot;yogger&quot;);">glownigger</a>

I saw this guy with three friends and no profile pic posting a link to a "fuel filter" in a gun group on Facebook. Must have been a glowjogger

by Kompress0r September 19, 2020

I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.

Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

by Kompress0r June 14, 2021

Fuck the next guy

To do repairs or maintenance in a way to make it difficult for whoever works on it next. Common among mechanics

New Technician: Ah shit, I stripped the drain plug in this customer's oil pan

Old Technician: Just JB weld the shit out of it. Fuck the next guy

by Kompress0r May 15, 2021

Autismgating

To bottleneck access to a game feature, typically by requiring a certain stats or level achieved

The new level 40+ XL candy update for Pokemon GO must have the spergs shrieking in some of the most egregious Autismgating I've ever seen.

by Kompress0r November 30, 2020

honoun

The terms that online prostitutes prefer to be referred to as, typically companion or escort.

"You're the hottest hooker I've ever had off Tinder"

"My preferred honoun is companion"

by Kompress0r February 14, 2023