Definitions by Kompress0r
Autismgating
The new level 40+ XL candy update for Pokemon GO must have the spergs shrieking in some of the most egregious Autismgating I've ever seen.
Autismgating by Kompress0r November 30, 2020
Pickochet
An intercept in American football in which the pass bounces off a receiver's hands and lands in the hands of an often unexpecting defensive player.
Georgia was looking pretty good against Alabama until Stetson Bennett through the pickochet in the red zone then everything just fell apart.
Pickochet by Kompress0r October 18, 2020
Like a carpenter making chairs
To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.
You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.
Like a carpenter making chairs by Kompress0r September 26, 2020
The Kenosha Stranger
Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.
That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.
The Kenosha Stranger by Kompress0r September 20, 2020
glowjogger
A social media friendly version of <a class="autolink" href="/define.php?term=glownigger" onclick="ga('send', 'event', 'Autolink', 'Click', "yogger");">glownigger</a>
I saw this guy with three friends and no profile pic posting a link to a "fuel filter" in a gun group on Facebook. Must have been a glowjogger
glowjogger by Kompress0r September 19, 2020
Vibe check
When someone wearing plate body armor gets slammed by a big, slow round that doesn't penetrate but will still let you know it was there.
Vibe check by Kompress0r September 8, 2020