The Kenosha Stranger

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.

That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.

by Kompress0r September 20, 2020

Autismgating

To bottleneck access to a game feature, typically by requiring a certain stats or level achieved

The new level 40+ XL candy update for Pokemon GO must have the spergs shrieking in some of the most egregious Autismgating I've ever seen.

by Kompress0r November 30, 2020

The White Man's Burden

The onus that has been put on the white man to drag the rest of the world into civilization while simultaneously being the most hated group on the planet.

It was the white man's burden to drag the African negro out of his mud hut clicking and screaming into the first world and look how we've been repaid.

by Kompress0r June 13, 2021

Fuck the next guy

To do repairs or maintenance in a way to make it difficult for whoever works on it next. Common among mechanics

New Technician: Ah shit, I stripped the drain plug in this customer's oil pan

Old Technician: Just JB weld the shit out of it. Fuck the next guy

by Kompress0r May 15, 2021

The Gazebo Effect

The mind's habit to transpose words in common phrases, as long as it sounds good.

Patient 1: I think the medicine is working, I feel much better already

Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.

by Kompress0r May 19, 2021

I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.

Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

by Kompress0r June 14, 2021