Klinkhammer's definitions

Bassturd

1. A person who is acting like a jerk
2. A large piece of shit that’s shaped like a bass fish

That guy is bassturd for treating u like this you can do better than him

Fuck him he’s a bloody bassturd

by Klinkhammer July 1, 2019

Gulf Of Canada

sheets of small pockets of ice commonly referred to as golf that canadians use in the winter for skating or hockey tournaments

let’s settle our game at the gulf of canada

by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025

Memeiac

A person who wildly uses memes to express themselves without being properly tamed in any matter

Why does he always use memes?

He’s simply a memeiac

by Klinkhammer January 11, 2019

Scamsurance

Insurance companies that charge their customers a lot of money to pay for their unfair services including Home,life,Auto(Car),travel and Health and do not give much care about anyone

My scamsurance company is constantly ripping me off bloody scammers

by Klinkhammer January 1, 2019

Chalet Sauce

That warm golden brown dipping sauce that that you use to dip with your chicken at a cool little restaurant called Swiss Chalet

#does my chicken come with chalet sauce ?

by Klinkhammer January 11, 2019

Trendiac

A person who is wildly obsessing about trends and jumps from new ones every second

What’s up with Heather’s image she’s changed it like 500000 billion times in the last few weeks

Yea she’s a trendiac

by Klinkhammer January 15, 2019

Scumsurance

All Insurance companies that rip off their clients with unfair rates !!!

My scumsurance company is overcharging me again!!

by Klinkhammer January 17, 2019