Definitions by Klinkhammer

Jailbreak 

The best way to get features on iOS devices that app doesn’t offer

Hey man I just used jailbreak for my iPhone and I got more apps

Jailbreak by Klinkhammer June 4, 2019

titterball 

when someone plays with female breasts like a game called Tetherball

Hey babe can I play Titterball with ur breasts

titterball by Klinkhammer February 24, 2019

Scumsurance 

All Insurance companies that rip off their clients with unfair rates !!!

My scumsurance company is overcharging me again!!

Scumsurance by Klinkhammer January 17, 2019

F.O.C.U.S

F = Fuck

U= You(U)
C= Cuz

U= U’RE
S= Stupid

Hey just leave me alone and F.O.C.U.S

F.O.C.U.S by Klinkhammer January 15, 2019

The law

A system put in place that helps keep society in place and manages to fuck it up from time to time

Why can’t I park here ??

Cuz this company got a sign that say by the law that you can’t park here !

The law by Klinkhammer January 15, 2019

Trendiac 

A person who is wildly obsessing about trends and jumps from new ones every second

What’s up with Heather’s image she’s changed it like 500000 billion times in the last few weeks

Yea she’s a trendiac

Trendiac by Klinkhammer January 15, 2019

Techtober 

Is what nerds geeks etc.... have labelled October as Techtober the only month where they can geek out about tech

Hey r u going to the Apple Inc Event in Techtober ?

Techtober by Klinkhammer January 13, 2019