klaus's definitions

muddy waterfalls

Sloppy shit! The kind that runs down your trouser leg if you lose control. Usually after dodgy seafood, or meat with a slight 'oh that tasted weird'!

That lobster bisque must have been off. I've got the muddy waterfalls...

by Klaus October 19, 2004

Brome

noun. Refers to a man who works out and is either maintaining his body or working to develop his current physique. References the phrase "Rome wasn't built in a day" as to imply that progress takes time. Contraction of "Bro" and "Rome"

"Brome is coming along dude, keep up the good work."

"Brome, let's go work on our aesthetics!"

by klaus May 10, 2012

Schwomo

Schwuler HOMO

You are a Schwomo

by Klaus November 25, 2003

Yooui

Something that is wonderful and enjoyable

That guy has yooui style!

by Klaus January 29, 2005

Snowblow

The act of executing oral sex with ice cubes located in the cavity lying at the upper end of the alimentary canal.

The promiscuous female lifeform enacted a snowblow on I.


Note: snowblow is not osculating your mate after injecting a load of semen into his/her mouth, imbeciles. That would be called a snowball.

by Klaus January 15, 2004

Klaus

1. My first name.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.

Greetings, my name is Klaus.

by Klaus January 15, 2004

boomshaft

Otherwise spelled bumshaft, it is the anus. Affectionately known as the marmite highway, etc.

Hails from shaft, as in mineshaft (a deep hole in the ground), boom hails from bum, affectionately known as the arse, or anus.

I know your type! You like taking things up the boomshaft!

Olga is a real dirty bitch! She loves shoving things up her boomshaft!

by Klaus October 19, 2004