klaus's definitions

Brome

noun. Refers to a man who works out and is either maintaining his body or working to develop his current physique. References the phrase "Rome wasn't built in a day" as to imply that progress takes time. Contraction of "Bro" and "Rome"

"Brome is coming along dude, keep up the good work."

"Brome, let's go work on our aesthetics!"

by klaus May 10, 2012

muddy waterfalls

Sloppy shit! The kind that runs down your trouser leg if you lose control. Usually after dodgy seafood, or meat with a slight 'oh that tasted weird'!

That lobster bisque must have been off. I've got the muddy waterfalls...

by Klaus October 19, 2004

Klaus

1. My first name.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.

Greetings, my name is Klaus.

by Klaus January 15, 2004

Schwomo

Schwuler HOMO

You are a Schwomo

by Klaus November 25, 2003

wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!

Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!

by Klaus October 19, 2004

Yooui

Something that is wonderful and enjoyable

That guy has yooui style!

by Klaus January 29, 2005

thizzlewart

a plant that can be smoked like marijuana, but is a hallucinogen. When smoking thizzlewart it is common to see crazy clowns that cackle and may say things such as "clown juice" or "You're gonna die bitch" in high pitched voices.

While I was smoking thizzlewart I saw a clown with a chainsaw. I whipped out my lightsaber on his clown ass and slayed him.

by Klaus October 11, 2004