Kit Rat's definitions

Uwu

The acronym 'Uwu' is University of Washington for short.

It is also an anime happy face emoticon.

Me: UWU

James: What the hell is this

Me: UWU

James: Uwu is University of Wa for short

Me: U W U

James: What the fucckkkkkk

Me: U W U

James: ?????

Me: NSDJJSDJ IM LAUGHING

James: Dat is fucking annoying

Me: iM CRYING

James: Fuck u

by Kit Rat December 4, 2018

Crane wanker

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.

Wow, I died to a proper crane wanker! Take your shite weapon and sod right off mate!

by Kit Rat February 20, 2020

sLog

The same context as vlog, but with Snapchat. When someone posts on Snapchat Story to publicly document their life, situation, thought processes, etc... they are making a Snapchat Log (surely you know someone who does this).

"Oi. You seen Ray's long snap story? It's like they're making a vlog, but with Snapchat."

"It's a Snapchat Story... where you do sLog. duh."

by Kit Rat November 23, 2018

High School

Is a joke. You start with high hopes for a change from middle school and excitement in your freshmen year, but no. It's gonna be the same. Oh, and it gets worse as you progress into senior year.

You go around looking for friendships, failing to realize you're not gonna see them again after four years. You stress over rigorous curriculum such as AP classes, get yourself involved in school activities... all just to impress colleges (so you're not really passionate about what you're doing). It's less likely you'd take academics seriously in high school since you're overridden by the perpetual stress and negativity around and at you. And you run into these so called "friends" trying to be BFFs with you without foreseeing one day they'd get tired of you and move on, leaving a hole in your heart that never heals up if you've develop feelings for them. At that point, you're gonna think about turning everyone away from you or limit your socialization thinking it'll avoid that problem when it'll only make you feel worse that you're alone.

Mistakes are NOT okay in high school. If someone (teachers/classmate) hates you from the beginning, they're gonna hate you until the end.

Oh, and don't think about revisiting your old high school either. It's a waste of gas, money, and time to get rudely chewed up by the staff kicking the alumni out.

A: So, tell me about high school.

B: I don't want to talk about it.

by Kit Rat March 1, 2019

Snapchat

Abbreviated as SC - The mainstream photo/video messaging/stories app that made vertical filming acceptable.

Also, your mates can share (that is if they do use SC) what they're up to in the form of images, plus a few captions. They delete itself after 24 hours of relevancy.

A: "Do you use Snapchat?"

B: "Nah, I use Instagram Stories."

A: "FUUUUUU..."

by Kit Rat November 23, 2018

Ma tru quy

Vietnamese word for 'cunt' and 'wanker'.

OH NO, My father had to invite that bloody Ma tru quy over to our house UGH D:<

by Kit Rat November 11, 2019

alt f4

A key combination / panic spell that you must use quickly when you're about to lose or die in a video game (on PC) to escape your inevitable demise. Some MMOs however implement penalties for using this to escape doom however as it is considered cheating.

A: "Yo I was playing Roblox Jailbreak and this cop was about to arrest me so I've alt f4 out."

B: "What, I tried that on League of Legends and I was suspended from playing any servers."

A: "Oh Shi-"

by Kit Rat January 27, 2019