Definitions by Kirupa

bamboozled 

A term used to describe an ambush involving bamboo shoots.

To avoid getting bamboozled, it is recommended one wear heavy armor and protective eye gear.

bamboozled by kirupa March 6, 2013

awksome 

An event that is both awkward and awesome at the same time.

Watching young kids and/or old people fall down the stairs is pretty awksome.

awksome by kirupa March 6, 2013

Awesome Square Law 

A mathematical relationship that states the following: When two entities of awesomeness come into contact with each other, the result is something super-awesome that is the square of the total awesomeness each one brought individually.

When Batman and Superman combined forces to fight evil, the awesome square law went into effect and created an unstoppable force of good.

Other examples of the Awesome Square Law include:
1. Kenan and Kel
2. Simon and Garfunkel
3. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
4. Karl Malone and John Stockton
5. Bert and Ernie

Awesome Square Law by kirupa February 4, 2013

snarkastic 

Given to the use of satirical wit containing a little dash of pure evil.

No matter how hideous looking a child actually is, one must always avoid snarkastic remarks about the hideousness when around the child's parents.

snarkastic by kirupa January 6, 2013

mapp

A common way of referring to mobile applications.

When Steve Jobs unveiled the iPhone, the world had now changed. The days of the thick, client-side applications became numbered while the era of mapps on handheld devices began.

mapp by kirupa December 9, 2012

eartian 

An intraterrestrial life form that demands oxygen, water, and food for survival.

Now, I am not a speciest or anything, but I wish all of the eartians would just go back to where they came from.

eartian by kirupa December 9, 2012

instatwittageddon

The epic battle between Instagram and Twitter on who can annoy their users more.

Forget the fiscal cliff or the Middle East or Justin Bieber. If somebody (Batman?) doesn't intervene in instatwittageddon, the world as we know it is over.

instatwittageddon by kirupa December 9, 2012