Kip Stevens's definitions

Sarging

To go "Sarging" is the act of cruising around town or any other place where members of the opposite sex are and writing down results in your Little Black Book.

I went sarging yesterday and wrote a whole chapter on one chick I saw!

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2004

Priminister

1. A word used by people who haven't passed through the education system.
2. A word laughed at by people who have more than 1 IQ point.

1. I seen the Priminister on the news last yesterday
2. When I saw the word 'Priminister', I thought to myself "What kind of fucker would write that?"

by Kip Stevens April 22, 2004

Black Capping

1. The action of one male slapping another male on the backside in a celebratory act.

1. Did you see that! Vettori got a wicket, now the team are Black Capping each other.

by Kip Stevens April 22, 2004

Game On

1. A phrase said between people before a competitive event. Usually followed by Giving Skin.
2. A British comedy much loved by many people.

1. You're going down. Game On.
2. "Help! I've got my knob stuck in the vacuum."

by Kip Stevens April 22, 2004

Batti Boy

1. A homosexual man (Batti=ass Boy=man)
2. A term used by moronic idiots who have nothing better to say

1. He started rubbing my shoulders and I knew he was a batti boy.
2. I got called a Batti Boy last night, I thought to myself 'Only a fucker would say that'

by Kip Stevens April 19, 2004

Vacuum cleaner

A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.

Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Secret Service

A gentleman's social club of which the members make it their life goal to tantrically masturbate in public.

I stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. A member of the Secret Service had infiltrated my bathroom

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003