Kip Stevens's definitions

Sarging

To go "Sarging" is the act of cruising around town or any other place where members of the opposite sex are and writing down results in your Little Black Book.

I went sarging yesterday and wrote a whole chapter on one chick I saw!

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2004

Pirie

A male reproductive organ which may be often bent at a perpendicular angle.

The ol' pirie's a bit sore this morning - the poor thing was bent up against the mattress all night

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Batti Boy

1. A homosexual man (Batti=ass Boy=man)
2. A term used by moronic idiots who have nothing better to say

1. He started rubbing my shoulders and I knew he was a batti boy.
2. I got called a Batti Boy last night, I thought to myself 'Only a fucker would say that'

by Kip Stevens April 19, 2004

Helen Clark

1. The current Prime Minister of New Zealand, a group of islands in the Pacific. She is the first female Prime Minister to be voted into office in New Zealand. A good leader who runs New Zealand very well.

"It is amazing how trivial the things are that some
people will get their knickers in a knot about"

by Kip Stevens December 18, 2003

Vacuum cleaner

A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.

Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Hunting Knife

A penis, often in an erect state.

"The young huntsman unsheathed his hunting knife and placed it against the butcher's steel, ready to be sharpened."

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Priminister

1. A word used by people who haven't passed through the education system.
2. A word laughed at by people who have more than 1 IQ point.

1. I seen the Priminister on the news last yesterday
2. When I saw the word 'Priminister', I thought to myself "What kind of fucker would write that?"

by Kip Stevens April 22, 2004