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1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023
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Guy 1: Yo look at Russel he's gonna try to rizz 7 girls at once.
Guy 2: He's a rizz Hitler! Not even I, a rizzing grandmaster could do such a thing!
Guy 2: He's a rizz Hitler! Not even I, a rizzing grandmaster could do such a thing!
by Kingdoms of Fear Project January 26, 2023
Get the Rizz Hitler mug.A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back
Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now
by Kingdoms of Fear Project May 11, 2022
Get the Fight your barber mug.Whenever you think the day is going to be cold, so you wear a coat/sweater, then later you find out that it is actually a hot day, but you're already at work/school doing things, so you just have to suffer through it
guy 1: Bro it is hot like a bitch in here. I feel like a uranium reactor about to meltdown!
guy 2 (wearing a hoodie): Nah, it's pretty cool in here.
guy 1: shut the fuck up, I was wearing a t-shirt when you looked like you were in the arctic when it was 60 degrees (Fahrenheit, about 15.5 Celcius) outside.
guy 2 (wearing a hoodie): Nah, it's pretty cool in here.
guy 1: shut the fuck up, I was wearing a t-shirt when you looked like you were in the arctic when it was 60 degrees (Fahrenheit, about 15.5 Celcius) outside.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project May 3, 2022
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Get the Doxxed mug.Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
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by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
Get the The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX mug.Guy1: I fucking hate biology class, I be working ass and cheek every damn day I'm there, and the teacher barely does her part. She didn't even read the questions.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
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