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Definitions by Kingdoms of Fear Project

Scholar's Dilemma

When your balls itch, but you're at school
1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school

Rizz Hitler 

When somebody is such a high-level rizzler that they can rizz anybody and anything no matter the gender species or type of object.
Guy 1: Yo look at Russel he's gonna try to rizz 7 girls at once.
Guy 2: He's a rizz Hitler! Not even I, a rizzing grandmaster could do such a thing!

Fight your barber

A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back
Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now

Hot like a bitch 

Whenever you think the day is going to be cold, so you wear a coat/sweater, then later you find out that it is actually a hot day, but you're already at work/school doing things, so you just have to suffer through it
guy 1: Bro it is hot like a bitch in here. I feel like a uranium reactor about to meltdown!
guy 2 (wearing a hoodie): Nah, it's pretty cool in here.
guy 1: shut the fuck up, I was wearing a t-shirt when you looked like you were in the arctic when it was 60 degrees (Fahrenheit, about 15.5 Celcius) outside.
The revealing of personal information online nonconsentualy.
Guy 1: bro, I just got doxxed.
guy 2: rip loser

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX 

This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

Working ass and cheek 

Working hard for something, that usually shouldn't be that hard or is overcomplicated.
Guy1: I fucking hate biology class, I be working ass and cheek every damn day I'm there, and the teacher barely does her part. She didn't even read the questions.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.