Kingdick's definitions

Heck

The worst place ever

After stepping in a flaming bag of dog shit, RJ told the perpetrators to go to heck.

by kingdick April 29, 2005

Donnie Darko

An overrated movie. It's most often liked by people who think they're cool just because they like it.

Dickhead 1: Dude, Donnie Darko is such a tight movie! It's Patrick Swayze's best since "Point Break."
Dickhead 2: Yeah, and it's got a really sweet bunny in it too.

by kingdick April 22, 2005

Baseball Stars

The coolest fucking NES baseball game of all time and the second best NES sports game of all time, behind Tecmo Super Bowl.

Dude, those Lovely Ladies on Baseball Stars are hot. I'd love to see them and the Ghastly Monsters go at it.

by kingdick April 6, 2005

Fitness Made Simple

It's made for real people.

It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's made for real people!!!!
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's changing people's lives...

by kingdick May 6, 2005

Frogtown

A place where if you step on somebody's shoes, they'll fucking kill you.

If you do that in Frogtown they'll kill you!

by kingdick April 22, 2005

Captain Planet

A treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol
cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle.

After secretly dumping toxic waste into the Great Lakes, Captain Planet got serviced by one of his Planeteers

by kingdick April 30, 2005

cran

The way in which idiots pronounce the word crayon, forgetting that there is a y and an o in the word. Most often found in areas in which inbreeding is prevalent.

Joe: Hey Chris, what's that you've got shoved up your ass there?
Chris: Oh, it's a yellow-green cran.
Joe: Don't you mean crayon?
Chris: No.

by kingdick April 22, 2005