Definitions by Kingdick

Fitness Made Simple 

It's made for real people.

It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's made for real people!!!!
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's changing people's lives...

Fitness Made Simple by kingdick May 6, 2005

diabetes 

The disease that Matt Erjavec suffers from.

In addition to needing shots, Matt Erjavec's diabetes require a hug a day from members of the opposite sex. If he does not get this hug, he dies.

diabetes by kingdick May 3, 2005

Captain Planet

A treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol
cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle.

After secretly dumping toxic waste into the Great Lakes, Captain Planet got serviced by one of his Planeteers

Captain Planet by kingdick April 30, 2005

Heck 

The worst place ever

After stepping in a flaming bag of dog shit, RJ told the perpetrators to go to heck.

Heck by kingdick April 29, 2005

Frogtown 

A place where if you step on somebody's shoes, they'll fucking kill you.

If you do that in Frogtown they'll kill you!

Frogtown by kingdick April 22, 2005

cran 

The way in which idiots pronounce the word crayon, forgetting that there is a y and an o in the word. Most often found in areas in which inbreeding is prevalent.

Joe: Hey Chris, what's that you've got shoved up your ass there?
Chris: Oh, it's a yellow-green cran.
Joe: Don't you mean crayon?
Chris: No.

cran by kingdick April 22, 2005

Donnie Darko

An overrated movie. It's most often liked by people who think they're cool just because they like it.

Dickhead 1: Dude, Donnie Darko is such a tight movie! It's Patrick Swayze's best since "Point Break."
Dickhead 2: Yeah, and it's got a really sweet bunny in it too.

Donnie Darko by kingdick April 22, 2005