King of the Bomangoddies's definitions

Wobbler Hammer

An out of control wobbling male appendage that is used as a flailing tool to knock the sense back into senseless hoes.

Your brainless ex is acting senseless bro, you need to wobbler hammer that ass before she totally loses her damn mind.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017

horseshitishness

The act of being in the way or holding someone up with your bullshit when they're in a hurry and you know they're in a hurry but you continue to drag your ass regardless because your horseshit is more important.

There I was on a Monday morning running late and standing in line behind some useless piece of shit that is buying and scratching off lottery tickets...waiting .. Waiting.. Still WAITING.. to pay for my morning redbull and a tank of gas. Ten minutes has passed and the line is getting longer and longer, and the fuck tard in front keeps buying and scratching his tickets like he's gonna win big at any moment. Impatience is growing and the line is getting more and more Feduperated with his horseshitishness.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

carroboutits

Redneck term for an emotional feeling that grows down deep in the soul. When respect and gratitude are given, you'll tend to develop more carroboutits. Unlike carrots that need fertilizer to grow, too much bullshit in your crop will kill all your carroboutits.

There's too much bullshit round here to have any carroboutits.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

assfalt

You're accountable for your own shit.

You fucked it up so unfuck it, it's your own assfalt, sorry but your ass your fault dude.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

feduperated

The emotional disconnection and feeling of wanting to shove everyone's head up their own ass that comes from being more than frustrated with everything and everybody's bullshit.

Dude your lack of respect and intelligence has me feeling beyond frustrated. In fact, I'm down right Feduperated with your games and head up your ass trick.

by King of the Bomangoddies May 22, 2018

Stickeroff

The ooze of a male ejaculating appendage used to safely get a sticker off.

Dude there's a Walmart sticker stuck to your forehead, you could get that off with Stickeroff.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 16, 2019

cumminsense

Redneck for forcible common sense. The act of holding someone's lips to your junk and making em suck it til they have the ability to think clearly and effectively in the most basic of everyday situations.

Hey dipshit vaping that vape and smoking that blunt tweeting that tweet while yer driving in heavy traffic, put yer fucktard lips on my exhaust pipe and suckit til you get some damn cumminsense.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018