Definitions by King of Jellybeans

Justin Beiber 

Some "guy" (I use that term loosely) who went from being virtually unknown in Jan-Feb 2010 to suddenly being a rival to Frankenstein-like stem cell creations known as the Jonas Brothers in terms of popularity with the 11-14 year old female tween demographic.

I heard a whiny girl singing whitewashed R&B, only to find out, it was the faulty laboratory experiment himself, Justin Beiber.

Justin Beiber by King of Jellybeans April 13, 2010

famiclone 

A modern-day third-party gaming system that plays old-school game cartridges like those from the NES, SNES, and Sega Genesis. Some examples include the Retro Duo, the FC Twin Video Game System, and the 2 in 1 video game system for Sega Genesis and NES (Hyperkin).

I can't afford both an NES and a SNES, so I'll just get myself a famiclone for half the price.

famiclone by King of Jellybeans March 6, 2010

Twitter Revolt 

When a group uses the internet (especially Twitter) to bypass other media censorship in a police state to attempt to overthrow said police state, as in what's going on in Iran right now.

Did you hear about that Twitter Revolt in Iran? Let's see how successful it is...

Twitter Revolt by King of Jellybeans February 8, 2010

Shake Shack

Arguably the best hamburger joint in NYC, though considerably pricier than McDonald's but worth every penny.

Let's get some burgers and shakes at the Shake Shack!

Shake Shack by King of Jellybeans January 9, 2010

dumbass in distress disorder 

A cliche in bad movies such as A Kid in King Arthur's Court in which a female character in the first act of the movie is strong and totally independent and can kick ass but in the last part of the movie becomes weak and helpless and needs a man to save her.

Phrase comes from the Nostalgia Critic review of A Kid in King Arthur's Court.

Hmmm... that princess who knew martial arts and swordfighting and could defeat a man twice her size now can't break out of the arm lock of a man her size. She must have the dumbass in distress disorder.

dumbass in distress disorder by King of Jellybeans December 30, 2009

crazy bus 

That song that Arthur hates but DW loves. It has nonsensical lyrics such as "busalooey".

I was playing Crazy Bus on some speakers, and an angry mob led by Arthur burned down my house.

crazy bus by King of Jellybeans December 18, 2009

Blackout

A band that seems promising when they have a song about playing video games, but it all goes to hell when one hears the singer due to his godawful whiny and nasally voice.

The song "Just Wanna Play Video Games" became a small internet meme and inspired various covers by various garage bands, singing in a similarly-irritating voice.

Guy 1: Yo, you wanna go to that Blackout concert?
Guy 2: Hell no, they suck! I'd rather hear the Jonas Brothers!

Blackout by King of Jellybeans July 13, 2009