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Double Bogey

A crappy golf score (2 over par), but a good old-school movie night.
I would've shot par, but I hit the bunker and Double Bogeyed. Speaking of Double Bogeying, you should come on over and we'll watch: "The Maltese Facon" and "The Treasure of the Sierra Madres."
by King T April 25, 2010
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Media Culpa

A televised public apology admitting one's fault. Based upon the Latin phrase "mea culpa", which basically means "my bad".

A media culpa is a popular activity for athletes and politicians. Famous media culpas: Bill Clinton, Tiger Woods, David Letterman, Eliot Spitzer, Kobe Bryant, Mel Gibson, Alex Rodriquez, Michael Phelps, Alec Baldwin, Hugh Grant, Michael Richards, Marion Jones, David Hasselhoff, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and on and on and on...
Did you catch Tiger Woods' media culpa this morning?

Oh yeah, I've already tweeted upon it thrice.
by King T February 20, 2010
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Bravado'h

When you're sure that you're going to succeed easily at something and you end up failing miserably.

From "bravado" and "do'h" (Homer, The Simpsons).
I was so sure that I could just Google the answer that I bet my buddy $100. Talk about having bravado'h.
by King T January 14, 2011
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Analversary

The celebration of the date on which you first did your gal backdoor-style.
I think I'll get my sweetie some of that new warming lube for our analversary.
by King T December 20, 2009
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Hungry Hungry Hippos

In a threesome, when the two females are simultaneously moving to fellate the male from either side. Named after the similarity in the way the hippos reach for the loose balls in the Hasbro / Milton-Bradley game of the same name.

The term doesn't have anything to do with the size of the girls involved; although for the purists...that'd be the most accurate portrayal.
I thought the girls were going to take turns with my naughty bits, but it turned into a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
by King T November 6, 2006
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Slut Phase

A phase that most women go through, typically before settling down for marriage. Can also be as they hit their 30's and are still single or are divorced. Divorced women often go through this again in a big way.

It's a bit of a misnomer actually, as it's more "delightfully trampy" behaviour than true (destructive) sluttiness.
Yeah, you should definitely date Jenna - she's hitting her slut phase hard right now.

Don't worry about it, you're just going through your slut phase right now - just enjoy it.
by King T December 8, 2006
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Drampon

Someone, usually female, who attracts and absorbs drama. From "Drama" and "tampon".

You know the type - none of her friends have actual social skills and are irrational, spazzy, and moody. In other words, the kind of people who you get set up with on a blind date.
Sure, she looks hot, but avoid her - she's a Drampon. She and her friends are all ready to blow...and not in a good way.
by King T April 10, 2007
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