Definitions by King T
Schrödinger's Pussy
Gay or not gay? If you go glory-holing, and enjoy the experience, how do you know how gay you are?
In science, there's a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that's 50% likely to be leaked. Without being able to test the box, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead. Although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.
Since there's a 50% chance that there's a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there's a gay guy, but let's say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. Does that change your enjoyment of the experience? Maybe Eddie Murphy could help elaborate.
In science, there's a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that's 50% likely to be leaked. Without being able to test the box, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead. Although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.
Since there's a 50% chance that there's a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there's a gay guy, but let's say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. Does that change your enjoyment of the experience? Maybe Eddie Murphy could help elaborate.
You went glory-holing this weekend? According to the theory of Schrödinger's Pussy, you're now half gay. Does this mean that you're going to manscape only half your body? Left half, back half, bottom half?
Schrödinger's Pussy by King T July 20, 2011
Bravado'h
When you're sure that you're going to succeed easily at something and you end up failing miserably.
From "bravado" and "do'h" (Homer, The Simpsons).
From "bravado" and "do'h" (Homer, The Simpsons).
I was so sure that I could just Google the answer that I bet my buddy $100. Talk about having bravado'h.
Double Bogey
I would've shot par, but I hit the bunker and Double Bogeyed. Speaking of Double Bogeying, you should come on over and we'll watch: "The Maltese Facon" and "The Treasure of the Sierra Madres."
Double Bogey by King T April 25, 2010
Media Culpa
A televised public apology admitting one's fault. Based upon the Latin phrase "mea culpa", which basically means "my bad".
A media culpa is a popular activity for athletes and politicians. Famous media culpas: Bill Clinton, Tiger Woods, David Letterman, Eliot Spitzer, Kobe Bryant, Mel Gibson, Alex Rodriquez, Michael Phelps, Alec Baldwin, Hugh Grant, Michael Richards, Marion Jones, David Hasselhoff, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and on and on and on...
A media culpa is a popular activity for athletes and politicians. Famous media culpas: Bill Clinton, Tiger Woods, David Letterman, Eliot Spitzer, Kobe Bryant, Mel Gibson, Alex Rodriquez, Michael Phelps, Alec Baldwin, Hugh Grant, Michael Richards, Marion Jones, David Hasselhoff, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and on and on and on...
Media Culpa by King T February 20, 2010
Analversary
Analversary by King T December 20, 2009
Drampon
Someone, usually female, who attracts and absorbs drama. From "Drama" and "tampon".
You know the type - none of her friends have actual social skills and are irrational, spazzy, and moody. In other words, the kind of people who you get set up with on a blind date.
You know the type - none of her friends have actual social skills and are irrational, spazzy, and moody. In other words, the kind of people who you get set up with on a blind date.
Sure, she looks hot, but avoid her - she's a Drampon. She and her friends are all ready to blow...and not in a good way.
Slut Phase
A phase that most women go through, typically before settling down for marriage. Can also be as they hit their 30's and are still single or are divorced. Divorced women often go through this again in a big way.
It's a bit of a misnomer actually, as it's more "delightfully trampy" behaviour than true (destructive) sluttiness.
It's a bit of a misnomer actually, as it's more "delightfully trampy" behaviour than true (destructive) sluttiness.
Yeah, you should definitely date Jenna - she's hitting her slut phase hard right now.
Don't worry about it, you're just going through your slut phase right now - just enjoy it.
Don't worry about it, you're just going through your slut phase right now - just enjoy it.
Slut Phase by King T December 8, 2006