doodle

( 1 ) In Australian slang, a man's penis.
NOUN

plural : doodles

Or, traditionally,
VERB
( 2 ) To scribble, draw or sketch thoughtlessly & haphazardly with little effort.

plural : doodles
past tense : doodled
present tense : doodling
future tense : will doodle

" Damn, look at the doodle on that bloody fella. "

" I was doing some random doodling last night. "

by Killossal July 08, 2016

69

69 is a visual representation of a sex position.

The numbers represent people.
The 'O' part of the number is the head,
The tail is their genitalia.
So.
69 is an oral sex position where both perform oral sex on eachother at the same time...
Traditionally, the man performing cunnilingus (lickin dat pussy) on the woman while the woman performs fellatio (sucking dat D) .
OR it can also be homosexual, with two men or two women.

& if you are having to search the internet for what '69' is, you are too young to be on the internet.
Please be safe.

When Lawrence & Anna first met in person, Anna insisted on 69'ing.

So they found a safe, quiet place where they both simultaneously performed oral sex on one another, as a form of 'introducing' eachother.

by Killossal September 17, 2016

totoro size

When someone is large, in a manner which is described as chubby , fat , heavy , pudgy or thick , but in a cute cuddly teddy bear kind of way.

At first I wasn't into heavier guys

But then I fell in-love with the totoro size

by Killossal September 01, 2017

hit the rug

(to) hit the rug,
To pray.
Usually on a prayer rug, in a prostrated position. ( see (to) prostrate ).

The prayer style of the Muslims is to hit the rug five times a day.

by Killossal July 28, 2017

suck and fuck

When you promise you will only perform oral, but end up going the whole way.

On our second date I promised myself I'd only suck, but ended up doing a suck and fuck.

by Killossal August 26, 2017

blasting

When someone gets extremely emotional & overreactive, & spams lots of emotionally-fuelled messages, usually featuring manipulative tactics such as self-pitying & guilt tripping, as a panic response.
Sometimes, these messages will feature stabbing .

Girlfriends usually do this when their boyfriend needs space & they do not understand this.

Bébé: just... calm down
Moi: Do you even love me?
Do you even care???
What is wrong with you???
I try so hard, you know
What do you do in this relationship?
Do you even recognise my efforts????
God you're so selfish
Bébé: can you please stop being dramatic & stop blasting me

by Killossal September 29, 2017

freemium

An offer; 'trial' to try out the 'premium' feature of an application temporarily.

Spotify: "Get a 30-day-trial of Spotify premium!"
Me: "Should I try the Spotify freemium?"
Friend: "nah."

by Killossal April 20, 2017