Killing Kittens's definitions

idealist

"An idealist is a cynic in the making." --HL Mencken

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

misogynist

A man in a state of sexual frustration.

Why on earth was this definition previously deleted? Must everyone be so literal as to take offence?

by Killing Kittens March 18, 2005

desire

The cause of all suffering.

Under no circumstances should one fuse desire and expectation, as that leads to hope, which prolongs suffering.

by Killing Kittens March 27, 2005

heart

A vessel made of earnest ceramic, easy to break. you can glue it back together innumerable times, but each time it's weaker than before.

Has someone stolen your heart? Sucker!

by Killing Kittens March 28, 2005

infatuation

A spell with neither verbal or somatic components that is consciously or unconsciously cast by various charismatic, funny, and sexually appealing people, and instantly reduces the victim's I.Q. by 20 to 80 points. Half if they make their saving throw. The penalty applied is 18 minus the victim's wisdom.

If you feel yourself becomming infatuated, quickly leave before you do something stupid.

by Killing Kittens March 29, 2005

hopeless romantic

In any other time, this would be a valid term to describe a person dominated by a logical and chivalrous love ethic. Today, however, he is considered creepy and referred referred to as a stalker.

It's not easy being a knight, lads.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

Stalker

Anyone who has an intense interest in another person. Could encompass a wide variety of people; ranging from the innocent and idealistic to the homocidal, but in our cynical society such people are generally thought of as dangerous, especially if they are socially inept.

See instead hopeless romantic.

The stalker did not think of himself as such until she told him to fuck off.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005