Definitions by Killing Kittens

infatuation 

A spell with neither verbal or somatic components that is consciously or unconsciously cast by various charismatic, funny, and sexually appealing people, and instantly reduces the victim's I.Q. by 20 to 80 points. Half if they make their saving throw. The penalty applied is 18 minus the victim's wisdom.

If you feel yourself becomming infatuated, quickly leave before you do something stupid.

infatuation by Killing Kittens March 29, 2005

heart 

A vessel made of earnest ceramic, easy to break. you can glue it back together innumerable times, but each time it's weaker than before.

Has someone stolen your heart? Sucker!

heart by Killing Kittens March 28, 2005

desire 

The cause of all suffering.

Under no circumstances should one fuse desire and expectation, as that leads to hope, which prolongs suffering.

desire by Killing Kittens March 27, 2005

misogynist 

A man in a state of sexual frustration.

Why on earth was this definition previously deleted? Must everyone be so literal as to take offence?

misogynist by Killing Kittens March 18, 2005

Mr./Ms. Right 

A supernatural being that has inherited the powers of Proteus and uses them to don the guise of whatever love interest currently holds our attention. Once the victim's attention has been goaded and he or she is compelled to follow, Mr./Ms. Right then vanishes, but always reappears again, forcing his or her weary victims into endless pursuit of desperate futility.

"I thought he was Mr. Right, but boy was I mistaken."

Mr./Ms. Right by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

idealist 

"An idealist is a cynic in the making." --HL Mencken

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

idealist by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

wife 

A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.

Winnie was Adolph's wife.

wife by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005