116 definitions by Killing Kittens

A term commonly used to refer to American blacks, who by now are no more african than any other american.

"Now they're calling us African Americans," said Bill Cosby, "We used to be black."

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2004

An atheist who admits that he could be wrong, and thinks that this makes him something else.

I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.

by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005

by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004

"Alien" and "Aliens" are all you need to watch. Boycott "Alien 3"!

by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.

by Killing Kittens November 03, 2006

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 07, 2004

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2009