bad aim

See instead anal sex.

It is a probable fact that anal sex started out as bad aim.

by Killing Kittens December 17, 2005

hopeless romantic

In any other time, this would be a valid term to describe a person dominated by a logical and chivalrous love ethic. Today, however, he is considered creepy and referred referred to as a stalker.

It's not easy being a knight, lads.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

Too Drunk

When the hamster begins to look good.

When the French guy said, "You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" he was probably implying that Arthur's father was too drunk one critical night.

by Killing Kittens January 12, 2006

bisexual

In Roman times, the average man. In modern times, the average woman.

"I had a sense that Gudeau might bat from both sides of the plate." --ettercap

by Killing Kittens June 20, 2004

fact

That which is founded in truth.

Just don't look up my definition of "truth", that's all I ask!

by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004

creepy

By far the most common adjective predicated to quiet people who don't smile.

Is that a creepy thing to be?

by Killing Kittens September 10, 2004

offensive

What you see that you don't like when you look in the mirror.

Truth is the most offensive thing of all.

by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004