Definitions by Killing Kittens
science
A method of understanding the natural world through observation and experimentation.
Despite many claims to the contrary, it is not immune to a priori assumptions or worship.
Despite many claims to the contrary, it is not immune to a priori assumptions or worship.
Killing Kittens: Gee Mr. Science, what have we learned today?
Mr. Science: Well David, we've learned that Broca's methods of measuring the skulls of various races has proven the inherent superiority of the average white male.
KK: But didn't he purposefully select younger female skulls to get a lower mean for different ethnic groups?
Mr. S: Now David, he was a highly trained professional. Don't let your political correctness get in the way of scientific fact. It's wishful thinking, and a bit too idealistic of you.
KK: But . . . isn't it true that cranial capacity doesn't have anything to do with intelligence . . . at least not as much as brain size in proportion to body size? And that women are simply proportionately smaller on average than most men?
Mr. S: Only seemingly, David. Be casreful not to draw your conclusions from biased sources.
KK: Thanks Mr. Science!
Mr. Science: Well David, we've learned that Broca's methods of measuring the skulls of various races has proven the inherent superiority of the average white male.
KK: But didn't he purposefully select younger female skulls to get a lower mean for different ethnic groups?
Mr. S: Now David, he was a highly trained professional. Don't let your political correctness get in the way of scientific fact. It's wishful thinking, and a bit too idealistic of you.
KK: But . . . isn't it true that cranial capacity doesn't have anything to do with intelligence . . . at least not as much as brain size in proportion to body size? And that women are simply proportionately smaller on average than most men?
Mr. S: Only seemingly, David. Be casreful not to draw your conclusions from biased sources.
KK: Thanks Mr. Science!
science by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004
originality
originality by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004
pro-life
An idealistic position acknowledging that from a scientific point of view, human life begins at conception and thus human rights should extend to the unborn. Because this also assumes personal responsibility, it is widely despised.
See also, pro-choice.
See also, pro-choice.
If you are pro-life you would not find it advantageous to kill abortion doctors or support capital punishment.
pro-life by Killing Kittens October 9, 2004
infanticide
The fate of many female newborns in China.
In the Us, one of the two forms of murder legal in the US, considering that a baby born prematurely would be fully protected by the law, while inside the womb it could be aborted.
In the Us, one of the two forms of murder legal in the US, considering that a baby born prematurely would be fully protected by the law, while inside the womb it could be aborted.
infanticide by Killing Kittens October 9, 2004
death penalty
death penalty by Killing Kittens October 9, 2004
dendrophilia
Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002
Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best
Today, I humped a tree
I had to pee
No place to go but behind a tree
I saw
A hollow knothole
So I said to myself
I’ll give it a go
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
The cops got me
They had to stop me
They threw me in jail
That’s where you come in
I need you to pay my bail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
….beeb
Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best
Today, I humped a tree
I had to pee
No place to go but behind a tree
I saw
A hollow knothole
So I said to myself
I’ll give it a go
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
The cops got me
They had to stop me
They threw me in jail
That’s where you come in
I need you to pay my bail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
….beeb
dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004