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Definitions by Kilkrazy

The Dark Side 

See you guys later. I've got to go to The Dark Side for a scheduling meeting.
The Dark Side by kilkrazy January 10, 2005

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!
clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

Round Tuuit 

Noun. A round tuuit is a very useful piece of equipment for the office, workshop or home, which allows the posessor to tackle any number of tasks.

In fact, without a round tuuit, it's hard to get anything done.
A) When can you finish those schedules I need?

B) I'll do them when I get a round tuuit.
Round Tuuit by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

Suck off 

To suck off. Verb.

To transfer data from one computer to your own over a network, by direct file system link or by ftp.
Can you put all the data files on the ftp site and tell me when they are uploaded so I can suck them off.
Suck off by kilkrazy January 9, 2005
'Spec', pronounced 'spess' is derived from the word specimen. It is an insult. It implies a resemblance to unpleasant medical specimens such as stool samples, parasites and such like, or perhaps quality control failure samples which have been kept for reference.
What do you think you're doing wanking in the shower at swimming lessons? You are such a spec!
spec by kilkrazy January 7, 2005
Noun.

Gabe is a politically incorrect term of derision or contempt, typically used by heterosexual men towards homosexual men who exhibit particularly camp or effeminate behaviour. It's derived by contracting the phrase "gay boy."
I can't believe the way *** complained about the party decorations. He's such a gabe!

If you're going to be a gabe about getting grease on your hands I won't help you change the car tyre.
gabe by kilkrazy January 5, 2005
Onomatopoeia describing the sound of a slow explosion cause by the ignition of a large amount of inflammable substance such as petrol.
A driver, foolishly smoking while filling his car, dropped his fag end into a pool of spilled petrol. 'Worf', the entire filling station went sky-high.
worf by kilkrazy January 4, 2005